Lol and this is why, although both sides have snowflakes, the left will ALWAYS be #1 with snowflakes.
These people are still scarred from election night 2016—and they’re not taking any chances.
There is so much gold in this article. It sounds like an article you'd find on The Onion. This is as real as it gets folks.
"As the evening progressed in a direction neither I nor the hundreds of journalists around me had expected, I reacted as if I were in physical danger: bursts of adrenaline, ringing ears, tingling extremities. What the cable news panels digested as a political horse race, my body processed as trauma. "
Lol. "Tingling extremities". You can't make this up.
"That trauma may explain why I remember every word of the conversation I had with the Duane Reade cashier while buying earplugs in the wee hours of Nov. 9, 2016. Forever lodged in my memory—indelible in the hippocampus, you might say—are the clothes I was wearing (a white button-down crop top), the music that was playing (the Hillary Clinton theme song, Sara Bareilles’ “Brave”), and what I was eating (cashews) when Trump won the presidency. All of them still remind me of that singularly terrible night. "
You gotta love the insanity of her Christine Ford reference lol. 35 years from now she's gonna recall she was raped or something, by Trump...not a physical rape though, a rape of the soul.
"My colleague Josh Keating had recently moved to a new neighborhood as of Election Day 2016, and he and his wife were eating takeout from a new-to-them Indian restaurant while they watched the results come in. “We have never eaten there again,” he said. “Can’t separate that night from the taste of mediocre saag paneer.”
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! "Can’t separate that night from the taste of mediocre saag paneer.”
"Brendan Leonard, a 34-year-old university employee in New York City, used to love making a particular pulled pork recipe in his crockpot. He was eating it over nachos when Trump won the election. “I haven’t made it since and refuse to—at least until the results on Tuesday,” he said. “I want to say that if the Dems take the House, I’ll be able to make pulled pork again, but I’m still very anxious about the whole thing. Maybe if the Dems take the House and Steve King loses, then I can return to making that dish. Or maybe I’ll wait two more years.”
Lol this is a legit mental illness.
"Oxford Kondō, a 30-year-old New York City writer and podcaster, watched the returns at the house of a cousin’s friend, a guy he didn’t know too well. “After that, I never wanted to see that acquaintance again and have tried to avoid him as much as possible,” Kondō said. Some people told me on Twitter that they’d avoid watching this year’s returns with friends they’d hung out with in 2016, lest they jinx the results. Two 42-year-old journalists in Boston, Rebecca Knight and Alison Babka—both Democrats—have a long history of coming together to witness undesirable election outcomes. They watched George W. Bush win from New York and watched him get re-elected from London. They were apart for both of Barack Obama’s wins, but decided it was safe to get together in 2016. “We have now, obviously, decided to never spend another election night together again,” Beard said. "
^Same side that claims to love science, saying they can't be in the same room together on election night cuz it's gonna make democrats lose. Good stuff, top notch, drinks all around.
"I asked Staff Sgt. Victoria Chamberlin, a 34-year-old active-duty Army service member, why she decided to spend this year’s election night alone after hosting an elaborate party in 2016, complete with “Make America Grape Again” and “Blue Pantsuit” signature cocktails. “I think it felt worse because we really expected a different outcome,” she said. Chamberlin and a few of her party’s attendees do work that supports sexual assault survivors in the Army; they were sure a man who’d bragged about abusing women wouldn’t survive a general election. “As it became more and more clear that we were wrong, the mood became very somber and my living room was filled with balloons and profoundly sad people,” Chamberlin said. “I don’t really want to see that again.”
This is only like half way through the article lol. I can't even...."blue pantsuit" cocktails...lol.
"Lauren Mikiten, a 28-year-old graphic designer in Texas, has gone so far as to make three “protocol” documents for herself, mapping out what she’ll do in a worst-case scenario, a best-case scenario, and one of “moderate success.” Each one contains lists of actions she’ll take as soon as results come in, the day after the election, later that week, and sometime after that. “I wasn’t prepared for every outcome in 2016, and I didn’t deal with it well,” Mikiten said. “I didn’t know it at the time, but I was depressed in the weeks after, maybe even months.”
Lmfao! She created protocols!
You know how they have those axes in certain places behind some glass that say "break in case of emergency"? These people should adopt something similar, just replace the ax with a cyanide pill.
This is a poor tactic. It's like still using 'tolerant' as a pejorative to describe the Left, it's lost the zing it once had for many. 'Snowflake' is just a variation of that, and it makes me cringe when Right-Wingers continue to use it. It's honestly become funnier watching liberals laugh at boomer conservatives that use the term.
Be smarter, think of something that was funny post-2015.
Originally posted by RealistRacism
This is a poor tactic. It's like still using 'tolerant' as a pejorative to describe the Left, it's lost the zing it once had for many. 'Snowflake' is just a variation of that, and it makes me cringe when Right-Wingers continue to use it. It's honestly become funnier watching liberals laugh at boomer conservatives that use the term.Be smarter, think of something that was funny post-2015.
The term fits, quit being a little snowflake.
You're laughing at knock-knock jokes in 2018, it's time to move on. Kekistan, Pepe, Snowflake, Tolerant etc. it's all become associated with cringey movements. It's become the new 'fedora-tip' meme, atheists have handed the baton over to the civic-nationalist Trump crowd.
Shadilay fellow Kekerino, praise kek.
Originally posted by RealistRacism
You're laughing at knock-knock jokes in 2018, it's time to move on. Kekistan, Pepe, Snowflake, Tolerant etc. it's all become associated with cringey movements. It's become the new 'fedora-tip' meme, atheists have handed the baton over to the civic-nationalist Trump crowd.Shadilay fellow Kekerino, praise kek.
I'm laughing at the pathetic reactions to Trump, not at the term snowflake. Why does this need to be explained?
Call them whatever you want lol. Pansies, weasels, whatever. Does not matter.
Originally posted by SurturWe are laughing at your real life welfare existence so I would say you definitely lose this battle, snowflake.
I'm laughing at the pathetic reactions to Trump, not at the term snowflake. Why does this need to be explained?Call them whatever you want lol. Pansies, weasels, whatever. Does not matter.
Originally posted by Surtur
I'm laughing at the pathetic reactions to Trump, not at the term snowflake. Why does this need to be explained?Call them whatever you want lol. Pansies, weasels, whatever. Does not matter.