Originally posted by Darth Thor
Just hated the stupid name they gave it.
Parker deserves to be ridiculed every once in a while. It's a part of his character:
PENIS PARKER
PETER TINGLE
OMG SKIP WESTCOTT RAPED POOR PETER WHEN HE WAS TWELVE (CANON)
OMG PETER WAS FORCED TO CHEW AND SWALLOW DOG SHIT (CANON)
OMG PETER GOT BEATEN BLOODY BY A FELLOW NERD (CANON)
OMG GREEN GOBLIN JUST IMPREGNATED GWEN (CANON)
Just accept it, Parker sucks sometimes.