Thor vs Superman (Again)

Let's spice this up a little.

Speed equalized.

No magic weakness for Superman.

CIS OFF.

Thor vs Post Crisis/Pre New 52 Superman

vs

Who wins?

Shitstorm coming......

Lmao

Originally posted by abhilegend
Shitstorm coming......

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Hopefully not too bad though.

Bro just stop

Thor is taller, but Superman is better looking and have a more proportional physique, Thor is a juice head

Originally posted by krisblaze
Bro just stop

😛

Superman.

He actually beat Thor without blitzing him in JLA/Avengers.

Pound by pound, hit by hit, skill vs skill, all out slugfest Superman would beat Thor.

But in this scenario I can see Thor bfr Superman without too much difficulty given that he can mostly hang out with him and that mjolnir has many exotic powers that would allow him to at least get a temporary upper hand over Kal.

Superman flies up to him, grabs his hands, and heat visions his brain through his eyeballs.

Thor opens a portal to a red sun. One shots Kal. Eats a burger.

Superman rubs Thor so firmly, Thor's particles are excited, creating anti-God matter.

I hope it's Jane, btw.

Originally posted by Bentley
Thor opens a portal to a red sun. One shots Kal. Eats a burger.

Drop kicks mjolnir and grabs Thor by the neck to the sun.

Proceeds to rape him.

Superman listens to other guys run a train on Lois, there is no greater coward.

Different version of Superman.

Besides, he'll channel that sexual frustration in Thor's butthole.

Thor wins. Superman before he loses offers to cuck Lois while Thor says, "Bro I am going to bang your skank after I beat your ass with or without your permission anyway."

Originally posted by Philosophía
Different version of Superman.

Besides, he'll channel that sexual frustration in Thor's butthole.

Thor. The writers of that crossover made it clear that superman BARELY won and another fight would not end that way.

Superman beats Goku.

Then (After feeding him a Senzu) Thor beats Goku.

Superman beats Goku slightly faster, so Superman wins.

Superman would punch Thor so hard in the face Mjolnir'd crack from the shockwaves.