So, I think I'm losing my virginity tomorrow...

Hey guys, I have urgent questions for those who are sexually experienced, particularly in regards to losing one's virginity. I met this guy on Grindr and he and I have exchanged pictures and he wants to have sex. He's kind of an ******* about it but I'm desperate so I'm just gonna rip the band-aid off, so to speak, lmao. For those who have had sex on here, could you give me some tips on performance, how to calm my nerves, all of that jazz? What was it like for you? This has happened kind of quickly so I'm a little unprepared, to say the least, lol. Any advice would be appreciated, and private messages are absolutely welcome for further discussion. Thank you.

Don't force it. If you meet the guy and end up not clicking or liking him and don't feel comfortable doing it, then don't. Honestly, and this goes against my whole persona here, but I think it's kind of a mistake to lose your virginity to someone you don't even know or care about. It'll be a better and less scary experience if it's someone you have a relationship with, because no matter what you will be nervous and make mistakes.

If you're really deadset on doing it this way no matter what, then don't worry about making mistakes or acting dumb. Accept that it will happen and hopefully the guy will understand that. Try to have some fun.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Hey guys, I have urgent questions for those who are sexually experienced, particularly in regards to losing one's virginity. I met this guy on Grindr and he and I have exchanged pictures and he wants to have sex. He's kind of an ******* about it but I'm desperate so I'm just gonna rip the band-aid off, so to speak, lmao. For those who have had sex on here, could you give me some tips on performance, how to calm my nerves, all of that jazz? What was it like for you? This has happened kind of quickly so I'm a little unprepared, to say the least, lol. Any advice would be appreciated, and private messages are absolutely welcome for further discussion. Thank you.

Originally posted by BackFire
Don't force it. If you meet the guy and end up not clicking or liking him and don't feel comfortable doing it, then don't. Honestly, and this goes against my whole persona here, but I think it's kind of a mistake to lose your virginity to someone you don't even know or care about. It'll be a better and less scary experience if it's someone you have a relationship with, because no matter what you will be nervous and make mistakes.

If you're really deadset on doing it this way no matter what, then don't worry about making mistakes or acting dumb. Accept that it will happen and hopefully the guy will understand that. Try to have some fun.

I'll text him before it happens and ask some important questions, specifically regarding his understanding that I'm a virgin and for him not to be an ******* about it, lol. I would be relieved at the fact that he's only nineteen-years-old, but he's apparently had sex with twelve guys, so *shrug*, maybe I won't be the worst of them, lol. If I'm not getting good vibes from him I'll call it off, but I'm hoping for at least some sensual experience (kissing, etc.) if nothing else. Nevertheless, I appreciate the reply. 👆

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bring a gun or at least a knife so he can't rape and kill you.

Oh, and wrap up or make sure he does if there's going to be anal, especially if he's claiming twelve past partners. It's a sad fact that anal sex is by far the easiest way to transmit STDs. If you're set on doing this then at least do it safely.

That's about all I got though. I haven't had sex with another guy yet (hoping to change that this June w00t!).

Yeah, he said he has condoms. I need to send him pictures of my cock to prove that I'm bigger than him (I am), so then he should relent and let me top. Now my biggest concern is cumming too fast. 😖

there is a lot of sexual advice out there in the world.
whenever the issue of pre-mature ejaculation is risen, it really does help to focus.

focus on reading your partner. focus on if the sounds they make or the way they react is good or bad. if you do the nasty near a window. try looking outside at the traffic or people walking past snapping photos of you.

I see you've been taking up my trolling methods, Joker. Good job. Now an hero 🙂

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Any advice would be appreciated

jesus christ a real fuggot where is jihad when you need it
muhammad help us

Originally posted by Beniboybling
dont let dmb see this

Do you really want to lose your virginity to someone you met off Grindr?

Also as others said, this dude could stab you...and NOT in the way you want.

Film it

@JKBart

This is what Joker deserves rn 🙂

YouTube video

KingJoker. Have to agree with Backfire, first time probably not best to be with some rando you know nothing about from Grindr no less.

But if you go for it, use protection and use lube. Bring your own, do not rely on the other person to protect you. If you're scared about nutting in 6 seconds, who cares, your recoup time should be minutes at most. But if that's going to dwell on your mind, jerkoff a couple times before you go on your date. Don't go in all pent up and loaded.

Honestly though, maybe PM Kurk and see if he wants to be your first. You're both virgins, so the risk factor is lowest possible and your both inexperienced, so there's no expectations on either side. Sure he's not out of the closet like you, but that's minor hurdle when you have his pants down.

I have been getting a jealous vibe from Kurk. Maybe I’ll shoot my shot so he’s not left out. 🙂

I can refer you to a IRL Jeffrey Dahmer I know.

It'd be the second best fate for you after the video I already linked 🙂

Hell, if Robby wants to join in on the fun (he's used to it as his boss keeps f*cking him over at that shitty desk-job of his) I'll drive out there with Quanchi and we can make this a five-some! Like a true fatherf*cker!

Originally posted by |King Joker|
I have been getting a jealous vibe from Kurk. Maybe I’ll shoot my shot so he’s not left out. 🙂

I don't know how far apart you two live, so try and work out a central meeting place like a motel or hotel; maybe make a long weekend of it.