So, I think I'm losing my virginity tomorrow...

Yes I simply don't understand why someone sitting on you is enjoyable. Unless it's a chick doing some face sitting(no fatties).

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Oh nope, it's about to stop being interesting and segue back into Robtard and Surtur chewing each other out for three pages.

All the more reason to whip it out while the getting's still good.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Oh nope, it's about to stop being interesting and segue back into Robtard and Surtur chewing each other out for three pages.

It is funny how he kinda follows me around. Yet has whined and accused me of doing it in the past.

I just think whenever Rob spots a thread that says the last reply was from me he hones in on it. Very flattering I guess.

Originally posted by BackFire
All the more reason to whip it out while the getting's still good.

Kirk there is a simple question you need to ask yourself. Let us say you had a woman and a man and both were athletic, but only one could sit on you.

Who do you choose?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
No thanks, I'll save the unveiling of the bearded dragon for the lucky lady who wins my heart, so it can fly into that cave and breath fire on the golden treasure within so new life may emerge.

Hopefully there aren't a bunch of dragon eating parasites living in the cave.

Originally posted by Surtur
I guess I'm still confused. What was he sitting on you for? Like..I don't even know. Sitting on your chest? Or what? That's very strange to me lol. Why does being well developed make sitting on you better?

How many women have sat on you?

Actually I had another non-gay (close friend) sit on my lap multiple times in public to try and humiliate me in public. He was too fat to remove physically so I just started making sex noises to make him regret his decision. It was pretty funny actually since it made him look like the bigger fug.

I already told you I have an appreciation for human physique. Think of the nude Renaissance sculptures. Nobody thought Michelangelo was a gay for creating David lol.

Calm the f down.

Both experiences were awkward when they suddenly happened.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
What the **** is this thread now?

Like we got Sel talking about her sexual experience, Bart propositioning Sel for sex, Robtard tryna hook up Joker and Kurk, and Kurk talking about fondling the muscles of male athletes and letting them sit on him while talking about how he's not a f@g.

Care to join in?

David didn't sit on Michelangelo's lap, though.

Originally posted by Surtur
Kirk there is a simple question you need to ask yourself. Let us say you had a woman and a man and both were athletic, but only one could sit on you.

Who do you choose?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Bart propositioning Sel for sex

as if this is the first time.

@bart: yis :>

Originally posted by Surtur
It is funny how he kinda follows me around. Yet has whined and accused me of doing it in the past.

I just think whenever Rob spots a thread that says the last reply was from me he hones in on it. Very flattering I guess.

You interjected yourself in the convo I was having with Kurk...

You're parroting me again.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
What the **** is this thread now?

Like we got Sel talking about her sexual experience, Bart propositioning Sel for sex, Robtard tryna hook up Joker and Kurk, and Kurk talking about fondling the muscles of male athletes and letting them sit on him while talking about how he's not a f@g.

TBF, I was the most on topic there.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Oh nope, it's about to stop being interesting and segue back into Robtard and Surtur chewing each other out for three pages.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
No thanks, I'll save the unveiling of the bearded dragon for the lucky lady who wins my heart, so it can fly into that cave and breath fire on the golden treasure within so new life may emerge.

Originally posted by Kurk
I've had exactly one woman and man sit on my lap (by sit I mean jump onto) in the past 4 years. Both were playfully probing me.

Actually I had another non-gay (close friend) sit on my lap multiple times in public to try and humiliate me in public. He was too fat to remove physically so I just started making sex noises to make him regret his decision. It was pretty funny actually since it made him look like the bigger fug.

I already told you I have an appreciation for human physique. Think of the nude Renaissance sculptures. Nobody thought Michelangelo was a gay for creating David lol.

Calm the f down.

Both experiences were awkward when they suddenly happened.

Care to join in?

I am calm..but okay now I get that you meant they sat on your lap.

Though FYI that is still kinda weird.

Originally posted by Kurk
Depends on the context.

Lol..okay, you're alone with both of them and nobody else around. Who gets to sit on your lap?

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol..okay, you're alone with both of them and nobody else around. Who gets to sit on your lap?

If I was actually horny no way I would let the dude sit on me lol. I'd go straight for the chick and **** their brains out. No lap-sitting; straight to the goods.

And hell yeah I meant lap only. No way I'd let anyone (Even Raven) sit on my face. That's nasty.

Originally posted by Kurk
I wouldn't call it sexual lol. Just two cubs playing.

Lol.

Kurk, you're being groomed again, like when quanchi tried doing it. I'm guessing you're aware, but just in case.

Originally posted by Robtard
Kurk, you're being groomed again, like when quanchi tried doing it. I'm guessing you're aware, but just in case.