Hulk VS Magneto

Started by Sin I AM8 pages

thread is a shit storm

.....are you complaining?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
.....are you complaining?

yes

Ok.

Why can't Mags slice his head off?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Ok.

Why can't Mags slice his head off?

thats your grand debate? Wolverine failed upclose but Erik is gonna use earth metals and accomplish it,

Hulk will power thru, thats his thing. Yea Mags will take the smart approach and spam metal from the skies but he CANNOT outlast his stamina. His esoterics arent powerful enough and when Hulk closes the gap his shield wont hold. Youd have to cherrypick Eriks absolute highest showings while lowballing or neutering hulk while debating a child for mags to win.

I'm curious. What is he going to use to slice Hulk head off in a featureless environment? Its laughable that he thinks that can happen.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
thats your grand debate? Wolverine failed upclose but Erik is gonna use earth metals and accomplish it,

Hulk will power thru, thats his thing. Yea Mags will take the smart approach and spam metal from the skies but he CANNOT outlast his stamina. His esoterics arent powerful enough and when Hulk closes the gap his shield wont hold. Youd have to cherrypick Eriks absolute highest showings while lowballing or neutering hulk while debating a child for mags to win.

He would rather debate magneto isn’t Chinese. He’s one of those posters who argues via powerset only but as you pointed out a very selective bunch of scans which highlights Magneto’s best and Hulk’s worst so anyone with an above basic knowledge of the two would know he’s being disingenuous.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
thats your grand debate? Wolverine failed upclose but Erik is gonna use earth metals and accomplish it,

Hulk will power thru, thats his thing. Yea Mags will take the smart approach and spam metal from the skies but he CANNOT outlast his stamina. His esoterics arent powerful enough and when Hulk closes the gap his shield wont hold. Youd have to cherrypick Eriks absolute highest showings while lowballing or neutering hulk while debating a child for mags to win.

Originally posted by carver9
I'm curious. What is he going to use to slice Hulk head off in a featureless environment? Its laughable that he thinks that can happen.

Nano-edged knives.

Laughable indeed.

The thinnest knives we have in reality are in the nanometers range.

Wolverine's claws are sharper than that. Hulk rapes this old mutie phuck.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
The thinnest knives we have in reality are in the nanometers range.

Wolverine's claws are sharper than that. Hulk rapes this old mutie phuck.


But bullet's aren't. And they penetrate Hulk just fine.

Nor is Cap's shield. It isn't sharp like Wolvie's claws (but I can be corrected on that). It decapitates him just fine.

I always found this hilarious.

Cortez was thrown 50 miles in LESS than 20 secs. That's 9000mph (assuming 20 secs). AND he was far away, human sized (so heavier than some scraps of metal, and with more air resistance) AND he wasn't made of metal.

That's way beyond sniper rifles etc. If we assume 19 seconds, that's nearly 9500mph. That's nearly 3x an M16 muzzle velocity.

And that's assuming Mags is throwing a human sized/weighed mass. Slivers of metal with nanometre edging? Yeah.....

right because Magneto is somehow going to bypass Hulk's insanely healing factor right?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
But bullet's aren't. And they penetrate Hulk just fine.

That's not the norm.

Bullets bounce off hulk all the time. Hell a few years back iirc even adamantium tipped bullets didn't work on hulk.

Not to mention Professor hulk tanking adamantium robot dog teeth without bleeding.

I could've sworn Hulk was sliced by excaliber and withstood it without a scratch?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
That's not the norm.

Bullets bounce off hulk all the time. Hell a few years back iirc even adamantium tipped bullets didn't work on hulk.

Yes, Hulk is 100% bulletproof.

That's... the most basic comic knowledge one can have, really. Saint got drunk or what?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Not to mention Professor hulk tanking adamantium robot dog teeth without bleeding.

We don't know what they were made out of.

Maestro's "dog o' war" was stated to be able to crush adamantium with its jaw, but seeing as it's a thing from an alternate universe (and we never see it happening on panel), it's not *that* much of a feat.

Originally posted by carver9
I could've sworn Hulk was sliced by excaliber and withstood it without a scratch?

You're probably thinking of She-Hulk when she was affected by Wanda's magic.

And I swear, if you're gonna say "Hulk is Hulk", I'm gonna punch you in the face.

With my dick.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Maestro's "dog o' war" was stated to be able to crush adamantium with its jaw, but seeing as it's a thing from an alternate universe (and we never see it happening on panel), it's not *that* much of a feat.

Misremembered a bit, but its still a huge feat for piercing resistance.

The dog's teeth were huge and sharp, and it was strong enough to give Hulk a bit of a struggle.

And yet Hulk did not bleed at all.

I don't see Erik's old b.itch ass making WWH bleed.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're probably thinking of She-Hulk when she was affected by Wanda's magic.

And I swear, if you're gonna say "Hulk is Hulk", I'm gonna punch you in the face.

With my dick.

😂

Not that scene. Let me find the scan just to make sure if I'm right on this. If I'm right or wrong, I'll still post the fight.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Misremembered a bit, but its still a huge feat for piercing resistance.

The dog's teeth were huge and sharp, and it was strong enough to give Hulk a bit of a struggle.

And yet Hulk did not bleed at all.

I don't see Erik's old b.itch ass making WWH bleed.

Hulk is known for his great piercing durability, yes.

And even when it got somehow reduced in comics, all it really did was to allow writers to showcase his insane healing factor...

Mags needs to go exotic here, imo. Reverse Hulk's blood flow, generate a wormhole, zap his brain with dual electromagnetic blasts, things like that.

Originally posted by carver9
😂

Not that scene. Let me find the scan just to make sure if I'm right on this. If I'm right or wrong, I'll still post the fight.

Okay.

What are Excalibur's feats, anyway? Other than it being the most popular magical sword in all fiction.

What has it cut in Marvel Universe?