Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Started by Surtur119 pages

I mean they wrote in a fleet of planet killing ships lol.

I guess we should be thankful they didn't bust out a literal fleet of death stars.

I wonder if the writer had a 13 yr. old son who edited the script and the guy didn't notice.

Originally posted by Silent Master
They should have let Rian make all 3 movies.

They asked JJ Abrams to direct all three and he said no.

They also asked Rian to direct both the second and third one and he said no.

I'd have been fine with either of them directing the whole trilogy, because at least in that case we would have had a consistent vision throughout all the movies.

At least Rian accomplished what he intended, he wanted to subvert expectations and he did. people were expecting a good movie and he gave them TLJ.

Mission Accomplished.

Originally posted by Silent Master
At least Rian accomplished what he intended, he wanted to subvert expectations and he did. people were expecting a good movie and he gave them TLJ.

Mission Accomplished.

Originally posted by Surtur
Proof that it's not the people who disliked The Last Jedi that are the true toxic Star Wars fans: JJ Abrams is receiving death threats from "Reylo" fans because he killed Kylo Ren. We also have people triggered Rey didn't "stand up to her abuser".

Some people are actually traumatized by this film and it's not being said in a joking way, note especially the tweet on the top left:

Then we have this:

And this:

Lol wtf these people are lunatics. One said they were "sobbing from hatred". Damn, "hate crying" is a new one for me.

😆

We truly need an asteroid.

It's insanity and it shows who the truly toxic fans are.

These peoples therapists probably wanna gouge their f*cking eyes out.

Or wait no they are probably happy as hell cuz they know these crazy bastards will need therapy the rest of their life.

Originally posted by Robtard
She's overweight/heavy set, some might even call her "fat". She represents general Americans.

What was the obesity rate in America for 2018? 39.6%

For an Asian chick - yeah, she's FAT.

Asian women are usually nowhere near that heavy.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Lucas only said Windu won the Saber battle right before the lightning clash. Lucas also outright confirms that when the Emperor starts getting weak that he was only feigning weakness. As shown right after with the Unlimited Powahhhh line.

So that argument doesnt hold up IMO.

Yes it seems this trilogy was built on nostalgia targeting those 50year olds. I just dont see it creating a new generation of Star Wars fans on the level the OT or even the PT did.

Palpatine was using Anakin as a Force-Battery - that's why he said the "Ultimate power!" Line - otherwise the would have no reason to say that.

But yes, Lucas confirmed that Mace Windu did beat Palpatine - Palpatine was dying from having his Lightning redirected back into his own face.

Originally posted by Silent Master
They should have let Rian make all 3 movies.

Originally posted by BackFire
They asked JJ Abrams to direct all three and he said no.
They also asked Rian to direct both the second and third one and he said no.
I'd have been fine with either of them directing the whole trilogy, because at least in that case we would have had a consistent vision throughout all the movies.

Originally posted by Silent Master
At least Rian accomplished what he intended, he wanted to subvert expectations and he did. people were expecting a good movie and he gave them TLJ.

Mission Accomplished.

JJ Abrams was the Executive Producer for ALL 3 movies.

It was JJ Abrams trilogy.

Rian Johnson was a decoy that was thrown under the bus to avoid making JJ look bad.

Originally posted by Surtur

This is fake-hype created to create the illusion that somebody actually gave a shit about these garbage movies.

It's a bunch of celebrities pretending to be concerned and paid-posters posing as fanatics posting fake messages that would land them in jail in real life, if they were real.

It's fake.

Originally posted by Lighter332
For an Asian chick - yeah, she's [B]FAT.

Asian women are usually nowhere near that heavy. [/B]

Lol.

Someone had to say that... 👆

Originally posted by Lighter332
JJ Abrams was the Executive Producer for ALL 3 movies.

It was JJ Abrams trilogy.

Rian Johnson was a decoy that was thrown under the bus to avoid making JJ look bad.

I have a bridge for sale, are you interested?

Originally posted by Silent Master
I have a bridge for sale, are you interested?

Does it lead to your mom? 🙂

Rian Johnson, is that you?

Originally posted by Lighter332
Does it lead to your mom? 🙂

It leads to Rian. So, are you interested?

Originally posted by Silent Master
It leads to Rian. So, are you interested?

I'm more interested in your mom. 😆

^
Just admitted he was interested in Rian.

Originally posted by Lighter332
1)Palpatine was using Anakin as a Force-Battery - that's why he said the "Ultimate power!" Line - otherwise the would have no reason to say that.

2)But yes, Lucas confirmed that Mace Windu did beat Palpatine - Palpatine was dying from having his Lightning redirected back into his own face.

1) Anakin as a battery? What?

2) He only confirmed he overpowered him in the Saber battle. He never stated who would have won the lightning clash if Palpatine did not feign weakness. Looking at the Rey vs Palpatine clash now, its possible they might have both died tbh.

Originally posted by Lighter332
JJ Abrams was the Executive Producer for ALL 3 movies.

It was JJ Abrams trilogy.

Rian Johnson was a decoy that was thrown under the bus to avoid making JJ look bad.

To be fair, I doubt it was JJs plan to kill off Snoke.

Rian planned that, and Trevorrow was basing his Episode 9 on that. So getting rid of Trevorrow and bringing back Abrams at that point made this trilogy an inconsistent mess.

Starting to worry that this is turning in to some weird conspiracy thread. 😖

Originally posted by -Pr-
Starting to worry that this is turning in to some weird conspiracy thread. 😖

Certainly not a Star Wars thread anymore, I haven't even seen it yet