Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Started by Surtur119 pages

Canon Luke is a b*tch. Yes he deserved to die and I hope he burns in hell!

He'll always be with you.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

EU Luke reads as fanfic wanking. You need loss and hurt and regret to be a true anti-hero. eg Like Thanos.

Originally posted by Robtard
EU Luke reads as fanfic wanking. You need loss and hurt and regret to be a true anti-hero. eg Like Thanos.

And the actual writing for Rey comes off like fanfic wanking. Like George Lucas says "it's like poetry".

Originally posted by Surtur
And the actual writing for Rey comes off like fanfic wanking. Like George Lucas says "it's like poetry".

^Classic Incel/MGTOW butthurt

Originally posted by Robtard
^Classic Incel/MGTOW butthurt

^Classic sexist bullshit.

Wait Rob, are you implying Rey is not a Mary Sue?

Whereas a character like Wonder Woman(in her latest film) did *not* come off like a Mary Sue, yet she was still powerful and intelligent.

Originally posted by Robtard
EU Luke reads as fanfic wanking. You need loss and hurt and regret to be a true anti-hero. eg Like Thanos.

EU Luke reads like an actual hero; i.e. exactly what Luke is supposed to be.

Yup. Hes supposed to be the Ultimate Jedi. The Legacy of thousands of generations of Jedi passed on to him, to revive the Order better than it was. Much like what Darth Sidious was to the Sith.

Now Rey has become what Luke should have been. But unlike Luke, she didnt earn it.

Originally posted by ares834
EU Luke reads like an actual hero; i.e. exactly what Luke is supposed to be.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Yup. Hes supposed to be the Ultimate Jedi. The Legacy of thousands of generations of Jedi passed on to him, to revive the Order better than it was. Much like what Darth Sidious was to the Sith.

Now Rey has become what Luke should have been. But unlike Luke, she didnt earn it.

Yup.

But she is very pretty. Even her funybears are cute.

Just a friendly reminder that Robtard won the official KMC Troll championships recently.

You're all making it too easy for him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Just a friendly reminder that Robtard won the official KMC Troll championships recently.

You're all making it too easy for him.

Nah I think he's dumb enough to really believe this shit.

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Originally posted by Surtur
Nah I think he's dumb enough to really believe this shit.

If he hadn't pulled the "herpy derpy any criticism of a female is sexist" in the past it would go a long way to proving your point, but alas...

I wonder if JJ asked Daisy Ridley to lose some weight for IX.

I mean, it was Rian's idea to make her "fat" for TLJ, right?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I wonder if JJ asked Daisy Ridley to lose some weight for IX.

I mean, it was Rian's idea to make her "fat" for TLJ, right?

She was fat? I can't say, didn't notice it. Her weight was irrelevant when put up next to her horrid character.

I wonder if JJ asked the writers to make her a Mary Sue. Or do you think it happened just by chance?

Originally posted by Surtur
If he hadn't pulled the "herpy derpy any criticism of a female is sexist" in the past it would go a long way to proving your point, but alas...

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