Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

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Originally posted by Lighter332
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I like how flashback-Leia is more powerful and skilled than Luke with a lightsaber.
Girl powah!!!

Originally posted by -Pr-
Ewoks are awesome, AND serve an important narrative purpose in ROTJ.

Plus, they EAT stormtroopers.

A stupid narrative purpose.

Originally posted by Slowpoke
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Luke was not using the full strength.
As if force is female Kathleen Kennedy honestly considers that to be the answer. Please. 😂

Originally posted by Slowpoke
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Luke was not using the full strength.

Whamen jedis more powerful than man jedis! 😠

Originally posted by Dark-Kenshin
As if force is female Kathleen Kennedy honestly considers that to be the answer. Please. 😂

👆

So being the movies never answered this question did the comics, books, etc. ever answer how

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Maz ever got a hold of Lukes light saber?

Originally posted by Lighter332
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I like how flashback-Leia is more powerful and skilled than Luke with a lightsaber.

To be fair its just sparring. TFA and TLJ made it quite evident that Luke is the most powerful Jedi.

But I do like the idea of

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Leia being a proper Jedi all this time
, even though that clearly wasnt the intention in TFA or TLJ.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
So being the movies never answered this question did the comics, books, etc. ever answer how
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Maz ever got a hold of Lukes light saber?

She went to the Disney Star Wars planet of Beezboo and she whored herself out to 20 million men.

She sucked down so much alien cum that she was shitting it out everywhere.

Then she got Luke's lightsaber - but she gave it to Leia first, because Leia an all-powerful whamen.

Originally posted by Lighter332
She went to the Disney Star Wars planet of Beezboo and she whored herself out to 20 million men.

She sucked down so much alien cum that she was shitting it out everywhere.

Then she got Luke's lightsaber - but she gave it to Leia first, because Leia an all-powerful whamen.

What comic was that?

Originally posted by juggernaut74
What comic was that?

😂

Originally posted by Darth Thor
To be fair its just sparring.

Yeah. Sparring with a Jedi-in-training, so it's understandable Luke was going easy on her.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
What comic was that?

It was a preview in the new Mandalorian comic:

It really bothers you that some people like things you don't, doesn't it.

I mean, I think most of the ST is kinda crap, but people have as much right to like it as I have to dislike it. shrug

It's getting pretty cringe, yeah.

Originally posted by -Pr-
It really bothers you that some people like things you don't, doesn't it.

I mean, I think most of the ST is kinda crap, but people have as much right to like it as I have to dislike it. shrug

Actually - it really bothers me that my fellow Star Wars fans are being tricked and manipulated by Kathleen Kennedy into giving her their money.

The Mandalorian is a temporary carrot on a stick.

Once she has gotten enough money through Disney+, The Mandalorian DVDs and Baby Yoda toys - she will have enough money to start making feminist PC Star Wars movies again.

That's why she created Baby Yoda - to manipulate gullible fans into giving their cash to her.

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Disney Star Wars is in crises-mode - and The Mandalorian is their gimmick for survival.

After that - it's back to the Agenda.

If people boycotted The Mandalorian too - then Disney would have to sell the franchise to another company and we could get the real sequels.

But as long as people fall for Kathleen Kennedy's cheap tricks, that will never happen.

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mmm

Originally posted by Lighter332
on a piece of shit movie that isn’t Star Wars.

Like I said, I’m a Star Wars fan.

EU isn't Star Wars anymore. It's not canon, doesn't matter or exist anymore in the SW universe. Plus most of it was shit anyway lol.

New trilogy is shit, but I'm not going to blindly hate anything SW that is actually good like the Mando cause some fuqing doofus is crying on KMC that Disney ruined his fuqboi Luke. EU Luke was lame and OP.

"Hey guys I want all of you to protest an entire companys content that I feel raped my ass and shitted on my non canon stories written by neckbeards beards based on their own headcanon."

Some hardcore EU fans still feel insulted that Disney named it all non canon. But the thing is Lucas never counted that stuff as Canon either, so it was never really canon.

Also no amount of boycotting would get the sequels rebooted. They happened and will stay canon no matter how well or poorly Disney does with the franchise. Because fact is the majority of casual audiences think the sequels are fine. Force Awakens especially was just too big a film to ignore.

So its best we just criticise what does not work (and not buy multiple tickets), but celebrate what does work (things like the Mandalorian) and spend money on the merchandise for that stuff, to help improve the quality we get in the future by directing Disney in the right direction.

Originally posted by Inhuman
EU isn't Star Wars anymore. It's not canon, doesn't matter or exist anymore in the SW universe. Plus most of it was shit anyway lol.

Disney is not Canon anymore - it ceased to be Canon when it departed with the core-story of the Lucas Trilogies - which is The Prophecy Of The Chosen One - Anakin destroying the Sith and setting the Force into balance.

When Disney

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made Rey kill Palpatine,
Disney became incompatible with the Lucas Trilogies story and became Non-Canon.

Originally posted by Inhuman

New trilogy is shit, but I'm not going to blindly hate anything SW that is actually good like the Mando cause some fuqing doofus is crying on KMC that Disney ruined his fuqboi Luke. EU Luke was lame and OP.

"Hey guys I want all of you to protest an entire companys content that I feel raped my ass and shitted on my non canon stories written by neckbeards beards based on their their own headcanon."

It's better than being a clueless retard who is actively being tricked by Kathleen Kennedy into giving your money to her.

Retards like you are the reason we're probably going to have another Disney Trilogy.

You get that you're being tricked? Does that bother you, or does it go over your empty head?

You are Kathleen Kennedy's retarded b|tch.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Some hardcore EU fans still feel insulted that Disney named it all non canon. But the thing is Lucas never counted that stuff as Canon either, so it was never really canon.

Also no amount of boycotting would get the sequels rebooted. They happened and will stay canon no matter how well or poorly Disney does with the franchise. Because fact is the majority of casual audiences think the sequels are fine. Force Awakens especially was just too big a film to ignore.

So its best we just criticise what does not work (and not buy multiple tickets), but celebrate what does work (things like the Mandalorian) and spend money on the merchandise for that stuff, to help improve the quality we get in the future by directing Disney in the right direction.

If Disney's Star Wars franchise does poorly enough - if there are enough Solos - then eventually they will sell the franchise to another company.

Disney is using The Mandalorian as a carrot on a stick to manipulate gullible fans into giving them money so they can survive as a franchise and make more feminist PC Star Wars trilogies.

They will never improve the quality of their Disney Star Wars franchise - they have a feminist SJW Agenda to adhere to - and as long as they get your money, they are going to keep adhering to it.