Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Started by Darth Thor119 pages
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The "nostalgia guy" approach is better than "I'm going to butcher everything, because I'm an angry midget and nobody likes my movies" approach, though.

Neither works best. Favreau and Filoni would have come up with something that actually moved the story forward whilst respecting the Legacy of the Original characters.

We're not discussing what works best. We're discussing what is a lesser evil.

JJ is like a harmless prankster, picking up a plastic fork and poking your balls once.

Rian is like a homicidal monster, cutting your dick off with a chainsaw and then eating it before your eyes, right before you pass out from the blood loss.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The "nostalgia guy" approach is better than "I'm going to butcher everything, because I'm an angry midget and nobody likes my movies" approach, though.
Nah, TLJ is merely a bad movie. TFA is a soulless one.

Also, Rian Johnson directed two of the very best Breaking Bad episodes ever, both of which standing head and shoulders above JJ Abrams entire work catalog. And if what I hear about several of his non-Star Wars films is true the same can be said of his films tbh.

JJ Abrams has never directed anything that was more than "okay".

There is nothing "mere" about TLJ. That was movie is a f*cking nightmare.

I'm so glad

Spoiler:
Rose was barely involved in TRoS, even though she was there.

Just got back from watching this movie. I am so glad I read all the leaks weeks/months in advance so that I was prepared for this trainwreck. People have loved shitting on Disney Star Wars and lots of people like to overreact to things, but this is almost certainly my least favorite Star Wars movie ever. I will do a marathon of the entire saga at some point next year and really get a full feeling for it but yikes...

This movie was awful.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
Bruce is a massive Disney shill

your a massive bi$tch… not my MUTHA****A problem that your precious DCEU is full of shit and failure.. you butthurt whiny dceu shill **** dirty ccrybaby little pompous jackass *******

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He would've handled it better without Johnson's interference, I believe.

most likely

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
your a massive bi$tch… not my MUTHA****A problem that your precious DCEU is full of shit and failure.. you butthurt whiny dceu shill **** dirty ccrybaby little pompous jackass *******

most likely

crylaugh

You’re the best!

Originally posted by dadudemon
crylaugh

You’re the best!

just striking back at assholery dirty lameass punks who think they are better then me when in fact they prolly eat their own shit after they take massive dumps

Good movie overall

Spoiler:
the horses on the star destroyer was the absolute worst of the worst.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
We're not discussing what works best. We're discussing what is a lesser evil.

JJ is like a harmless prankster, picking up a plastic fork and poking your balls once.

Rian is like a homicidal monster, cutting your dick off with a chainsaw and then eating it before your eyes, right before you pass out from the blood loss.

Unless I know what JJs plans for Luke were its hard to say.

After all JJ set up that Luke went into hiding after Kylo turned.

JJ even without Rian is inconsistent as f*** though. In Lukes absence

Spoiler:
Leia should have taken on the mantle of the Last Jedi, and been the Republics New/Last Hope
going from what we learn in ROS.

So hes inconsistent even with his own films.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
your a massive bi$tch… not my MUTHA****A problem that your precious DCEU is full of shit and failure.. you butthurt whiny dceu shill **** dirty ccrybaby little pompous jackass *******

most likely

Shut up Bruce you dumb fat loser. You think anyone who doesn’t think a marvel/Disney film is the greatest is a DC fanboy, that’s how petty you are. You have no life.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
just striking back at assholery dirty lameass punks who think they are better then me when in fact they prolly eat their own shit after they take massive dumps
😂 trying to talk like your street tough. You’re a fat lonely loser shill. I am better than you in every way, you can’t even be objective about anything marvel/Disney/DC related you phucking sheep.

B+ cinemascore from movie audiences, which is the lowest of any live action Star Wars film to date.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
B+ cinemascore from movie audiences, which is the lowest of any live action Star Wars film to date.
the Box office tracking for the movie is worse than TLJ too

Originally posted by Darth Thor
B+ cinemascore from movie audiences, which is the lowest of any live action Star Wars film to date.

That's awful for a franchise film. For comparison, JL also had a B+ cinemascore...

BruceDisneyWalker freaking out on someone.

I'm totally shocked.

Guys. Impediment has already spoken about staying on topic. We'd all appreciate it if you'd do just that and stay on topic.

Not good not bad either. TLJ did massive damage and it was obvious this film tried to compensate.

Originally posted by playa1258
Not good not bad either. TLJ did massive damage and it was obvious this film tried to compensate.

Yeah, we knew it was going to be like this.

Originally posted by playa1258
BruceDisneyWalker freaking out on someone.

I'm totally shocked.

He always about something Disney related. He nearly had mental breakdown when I said Spiderman would die in infinity war 😂