Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Originally posted by Surtur
If making a meme means he needs to grow up plenty on this forum have a lot of growing up to do.

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Well, you will love this one, Lighter:

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Originally posted by Lighter332
Oh shut the **** up. Just enjoy it.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
What planet was the wrecked death star on and was that the first or second one?

I read somewhere it was a different one of Endor's moons not the one where the Ewoks live, which would make it the 2nd DS.

Saw this one today 😂

Originally posted by Impediment
Stay on topic, you assholes.

Originally posted by Badabing
Impediment already addressed the nonsense in this thread. This is his forum so I try not to interject. But as a global I can go into any KMC forum. So stop the bullshit now or some of you won't be posting on KMC until 2020.

Feel free to interject anytime you want, Bada. I can’t be online as much these days due to work, and I’m pretty damn tired of parroting myself.

Take it to the MVF Circle Jerk thread to go off topic and shit talk.

Stay on topic in official threads.

Originally posted by Badabing
Impediment already addressed the nonsense in this thread. This is his forum so I try not to interject. But as a global I can go into any KMC forum. So stop the bullshit now or some of you won't be posting on KMC until 2020.

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Caught this Saturday... was overall a hot mess. *possible spoilers below*

Adding the Palpatine plot truly seemed like something they did at the 11th hour, trying to course correct after all the loudest voice whining and complaints TLJ got and they ended up crashing the ship against a reef and causing an oil spill that wiped out a few species of marine life, leaving behind a black tarry goop.

Also just heard from a friend that in a canon comic, they set it up that Anakin wasn't a miracle concept from Force-God and a space-Jesus as we learned in ep1, but that Palpatine used the Force to impregnate Shmi???

To that I say:

Can't see myself watching ep7-9 again.

Originally posted by Robtard
Caught this Saturday... was overall a hot mess. *possible spoilers below*

Adding the Palpatine plot truly seemed like something they did at the 11th hour, trying to course correct after all the loudest voice whining and complaints TLJ got and they ended up crashing the ship against a reef and causing an oil spill that wiped out a few species of marine life, leaving behind a black tarry goop.

Also just heard from a friend that in a canon comic, they set it up that Anakin wasn't a miracle concept from Force-God and a space-Jesus as we learned in ep1, but that Palpatine used the Force to impregnate Shmi???

To that I say:

Can't see myself watching ep7-9 again.

It's not Lucas canon

Spoiler:
Palpatine won in the end. Rey is a Palpatine and even the Skywalkers were most likely made by Palpatine as well.
Palp's seeding the Galaxy.

Originally posted by Inhuman

Spoiler:
Palpatine won in the end. Rey is a Palpatine and even the Skywalkers were most likely made by Palpatine as well.
Palp's seeding the Galaxy.

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Makes sense.

All that power, riches, women.

He's had plenty of time.

Originally posted by Robtard

Also just heard from a friend that in a canon comic, they set it up that Anakin wasn't a miracle concept from Force-God and a space-Jesus as we learned in ep1, but that Palpatine used the Force to impregnate Shmi???

Wait, what 😂

I thought it was only a theory...?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wait, what 😂

I thought it was only a theory...?

Yeah, I found it redic as well, but apparently true:

https://dorksideoftheforce.com/2018/12/20/star-wars-comic-anakin-father/

Galan has read the entire Darth Vader on-going, so maybe he can confirm.

Palps is like our Raz, always in the shadows, controlling everything and playing with his puppets... haermm

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, I found it redic as well, but apparently true:

https://dorksideoftheforce.com/2018/12/20/star-wars-comic-anakin-father/

The only way Disney's decision will have any credibility is if it syncs up with what the Darth Plagueis novel says on the matter.

If I remember correctly, the novel implies that Plagueis created Anakin, not Palpatine.

Yeah, the Vader comic confirms that Palpatine created Anakin

Originally posted by xPRIMEx
Yeah, the Vader comic confirms that Palpatine created Anakin

Its heavily implied, but was just short of a confirmation.

Btw if true it makes

Spoiler:
Rey and Kylo related

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Its heavily implied, but was just short of a confirmation.

Btw if true it makes

Spoiler:
Rey and Kylo related

That's just touching back on ep4, where it was clear that Luke wanted to f**k his own sister and for sure masturbated to thoughts of it in the Falcon's bathroom.