Darth Vader - Comic Book Thread

Started by Galan00748 pages

Vader (1/2):

Vader (2/2):

Pretty good durability feat for Vader there, I guess... ermm

facepalm

Jesus Christ. How do these people still have jobs?

That's Greg "The Hack" Pak for ya.

Frankly, I'm surprised he only took it that far... 😘

I legit hate everything about this...

Oh my God...

Does anyone else remember the old Marvel Star Wars comics from the 70s? The ones that were just absolutely terrible and stupid? That's what these panels are like. The garbage comics of the earliest days of Star Wars EU.

And they both got bought by Disney. Circle is complete.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Oh my God...

Does anyone else remember the old Marvel Star Wars comics from the 70s? The ones that were just absolutely terrible and stupid? That's what these panels are like. The garbage comics of the earliest days of Star Wars EU.

And they both got bought by Disney. Circle is complete.

I dunno, I don't recall the old Marvel series being this...dumb.

Crazy and perhaps silly at times, but this? Nothing really strikes me.

Granted, their dialogue was better; these ones now are *retching noise*

But the old Marvel Star Wars comics are f*cking weird and dumb. They didn't have an established body of lore or a canon to work with, and Star Wars was still new, but... eesh. But they had some charm to them. These new ones are just... just terrible.

Yeah, it's honestly a shame because the comics used to be really good, but now they're just painful to read like most other canon material. Hell, the Doctor Aphra series is 10x worse than even the Vader stuff I posted above, yet somehow that has also made it this far... Probably because the lead character is female AND lesbian. #WokeDisney srsly

The only reason I'm still cautiously optimistic is because Soule is about to relaunch the main Star Wars series, along with upcoming Rise of Kylo Ren mini. I've enjoyed all the SW material that Soule has written so far, so my fingers are crossed that he'll be able to course-correct the comic side of things a bit. We'll see...

A good writer that has so far understood the mythos is one of the few reassuring things you can get in comicdom.

Let's hope Soule doesn't become the SW's equivalent of Aaron in Thor

Originally posted by Galan007
Hell, the Doctor Aphra series is 10x worse than even the Vader stuff I posted above, yet somehow that has also made it this far... Probably because the lead character is female AND lesbian. #WokeDisney srsly
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She is? Haven’t really read the series, but I guess that’s not surprising.

Yeah... ermm

^ So Disneys positive contribution to Star Wars = Lesbians.

Yep.

Even had them doing lesbian sex and everything:

Disney is very progressive, you see...

^ Edit:

Originally posted by Darth Thor
^ So Disneys positive contribution to Star Wars = Lesbian sex comics.

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Originally posted by Galan007
Yep.

Even had them doing lesbian sex and everything:

Disney is very progressive, you see...

The **** is going on? 😬

Originally posted by Mendax
The **** is going on? 😬

Youll work it out when youre older.

When one woman really loves another woman....

😆

I hate you guys. 😛