Man Sues to Lower his Age.

This Should be Possible cause....Loony Lefty Science!!!!!!!!

Man want to be 20 year younger, ccause if Gender is Fluid...Why not Age?

The guy is 69, wants to be 49, and the article pic makes him look 109.

Also, why change his age NOW? He’s 69. 69! That's an age every guy should strive for, just for the sex jokes and innuendo!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]This Should be Possible cause....Loony Lefty Science!!!!!!!!

Man want to be 20 year younger, ccause if Gender is Fluid...Why not Age? [/B]

I approve of this. After all, why limit the delusions to gender? It's not fair to other delusional people.

Crybaby thread.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Crybaby thread.

They aren't crying, they are mocking identity politics and having a good laugh about it.

It's a good thread. Identity is a huge SJW topic, lately.

You can choose you racial identity.

Your gender identity.

Even your species identity in some cases.

So why not age identity?

There's no limit on personal identity and there should be no such thing as a slippery slope argument. If identity politics is here to stay, then you either have all of it or none of it. Either biology is the only definition for identity or the entire gamut of fantasy is acceptable. There should be no middle ground. Age identity should be tame compared to some of the crazy gender and species identity crap.

We need to stop having birthdays for newborn babies. We need to wait and let THEM decide how old they are and when their birthday is.

This is why we need some near-extreme Authoritarianism. If we give people freedom, they make choices like this.

Personally I identify as someone born on the 4th of July in another dimension during a lunar eclipse.

Originally posted by Surtur
We need to stop having birthdays for newborn babies. We need to wait and let THEM decide how old they are and when their birthday is.

Originally posted by riv6672
The guy is 69, wants to be 49, and the article pic makes him look 109.

Also, why change his age NOW? He’s 69. 69! That's an age every guy should strive for, just for the sex jokes and innuendo!

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I would like to change my Age to Retirement Age NOW So I know I can get my fair share of that sweet sweet Social Security Money before all those stupid millennial suck it all up.

What about not only identifying a different age...but a different TIME?

So: A man robs a bank. Gets 10 years. He then says "I identify as someone from 2028, so my sentence is over". Boooooooom.

Don't anyone dare assume we share the same space/time continuum you f*cking bigots.

Works for me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Crybaby thread.

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Gender = Social Construct
Age = Not a social construct, it's literally the passage of time

/thread

Who are you to identify time?

Originally posted by Robtard
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Gender = Social Construct
Age = Not a social construct, it's literally the passage of time

/thread

if gender is a social construct why do transgender people naturally feel for a socially constructed non-biological gender?

I support this move. I hope they don't limit to age regression. There are plenty of 12 year olds out there who identify as 27. To deny them the right to be legally old enough to drive, vote, and buy alcohol would be inhumane and unforgivable.

But then... all those people who identify as child molesters need children to molest. If a child identifies as an adult but doesn't inform his molester prior to being molested, I can see that causing alot of problems.

Time is a construct. All clocks are built.

what if a moron personally identifies as a genius, should Harvard give them tenure?

Time is a social construct.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-time-is-a-social-construct-164139110/