Man Sues to Lower his Age.

Started by Lord Lucien3 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
We can logically prove it, if humanity were to be completely wiped out by say an airborne strain of superassaids, time would keep on rolling on without a single human to notice it, no matter how much whining SM's HIV+ ridden corpse wanted to complain to the contrary.

*For the sake of argument, the people in the ISS also die in this scenario, because the douche-bag Musk launched another car into space and it collided and destroyed the ISS.

The ISS is filled with deespace-diving pedos anyway, so f*ck 'em.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Yes but only because you said it.
😂

Man Sues to Lower his Age.

Can I sue to advance my age? I'm gonna look spectacular as a 200 year old.

I should identify as 70 so I can retire. 🙂

Re: Man Sues to Lower his Age.

Originally posted by Mindship
Can I sue to advance my age? I'm gonna look spectacular as a 200 year old.

Imagine the investment benefits. "My portfolio has been fully vested for 120 years. I started this when I was 45. I just simply wish to liquidate my investment."

Originally posted by dadudemon
Imagine the investment benefits. "My portfolio has been fully vested for 120 years. I started this when I was 45. I just simply wish to liquidate my investment."
Oh Lordy, I hadn't even considered that.

PS - great cheesecake sig.