Wizarding World vs. Star Wars

Started by ShadowFyre7 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
A) Vader casually Force chokes all of them to death with a thought while Sidious and Yoda touch penises.

B) Vader casually Force pulls all their wands with a thought while Sidious and Yoda rub buttholes.

Pick A or B, cos that's how it's going down.

This, though I fail to sew how the other two are going to touch penises given the height discrepancy, unless Yoda is seriously packing.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
No you are making a fool out of yourself as per usual. Attempting to hate on Star Wars by saying its for 12 year olds when Harry Potter is for 9-12 year olds:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/kids/is-your-kid-old-enough-for-harry-potter-a-guide-for-getting-started/

We are discussing the films not the books.

Here since you have become so desperate you are avoiding thevfilms I will post the ratings.

HP & the Philosopher’s Stone: PG

HP & the Chamber of Secrets: PG

HP & the Prisoner of Azkaban: PG

HP & the Goblet of Fire: PG-13

HP & the Order of the Phoenix: PG-13

HP & the Half-Blood Prince: PG

HP & the Deathly Hallows (Part 1): PG-13

HP & the Deathly Hallows (Part 20: PG-13

Also you are rule breaking since this is the golden rule.

The MVF Golden Rule:
What is seen on screen is canon in these forums. If your character you wish to use has feats/actions/handicaps that contradict what that character did on screen (movie canon), then it is a violation and is illegal. [B]MOVIE FEATS ONLY!

Look we get that you are dumb. We also get you are really angry Lucas made the Ots for 12 year olds because you are so full of rage you are attempting to break the movie forums rules to heal your broken heart.

[QUOTE]

IOW the darkest Harry Pottwr is for the same age group as the most light hearted Star Wars 😂
[/B]

Untrue since the ratings are already up there. 13 comes after 12. Do not fret I will guide your emotional rage into acknowledging facts. Here we discuss films, not books, not coloring books or anything else you now seem fixated on comparing since you list the movie age comparisons.

Now matter how loud you scream or how much you hurt you cannot change the film ratings or George Lucas statements.

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As far as Britain is aware.

You know yourself the feats from FB are much better and cooler:

Ive accepted your concession. [/B]

According to the creator, film statements, greater feats, and the official Pottermore site. Voldemort is the most powerful and greatest dark wizard of all time. Iyo not mine that they are cooler. We are just getting more feats further showing how insanely versatile and capable the wizards are and how badly they would destroy the muggles in a war.

I have refuted all your points with actual facts. That is why I will always be a better debater than you because you attempt to just ignore the obvious even when it is staring you dead in the face.

Originally posted by Impediment
Even Rogue Jedi couldn’t prove a win for Hogwarts versus The Force, even though he later recanted and admitted he was trolling.

Force TK to steal wands.
Force Choke to stall spell incantations/speech.
Force lightning.

Wizards are toast.

/thread.

Wizards also have tk. If it were this easy why do not the Jedi take away the Sith or vice versa sabers since both possess tk. It is a silly baseless claim without any proof that is why.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
SW stomps.

Although Grindelwald and Albus are beast, Yoda and Sidious are more.

Laughable. The wizards possess tk as well as a lot more power and versatility in every aspect of combat. Voldemort would terrify both yoda and Sidious. One shot kill curses, torture curses, mind invasion abilities, flight, teleportation, force blasts, tk, magical fire magic to name more than a few.

The Wizarding Team is superior in every way, shape, and form.

Anything Star Wars team can do, Wizards can not only replicate, but outdo tenfold. The Star Wars wankery on these boards is strong.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Laughable. The wizards possess tk as well as a lot more power and versatility in every aspect of combat. Voldemort would terrify both yoda and Sidious. One shot kill curses, torture curses, mind invasion abilities, flight, teleportation, force blasts, tk, magical fire magic to name more than a few.

Except no one cares for your biased opinion.

SW stomps. This isn't even a match. Otherwise you would have made a poll out of this 😂

Originally posted by Eon Blue
The Wizarding Team is superior in every way, shape, and form.

Anything Star Wars team can do, Wizards can not only replicate, but outdo tenfold. The Star Wars wankery on these boards is strong.

No need to repeat yourself Quan! 😂 No need to keep showing your stupidity.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Except no one cares for your biased opinion.

SW stomps. This isn't even a match. Otherwise you would have made a poll out of this 😂

I know disagreeing with the quans is usually a good bet, but I wouldn't call it a stomp. Grindelwald's tk rivals and of the jedi and all three have greater range or mobility than the jedi.

depends who has the first shot imo

both sides have one-shot abilities

“You want to shove that wand up your ass.”

/thread.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Except no one cares for your biased opinion.

SW stomps. This isn't even a match. Otherwise you would have made a poll out of this 😂

Originally posted by Eon Blue
The Wizarding Team is superior in every way, shape, and form.

Anything Star Wars team can do, Wizards can not only replicate, but outdo tenfold. The Star Wars wankery on these boards is strong.


Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Between aperating, their magic cloud forms, and being primarily range fighters as opposed to being up close and personal like the sith, I can see the wizards playing keep away and wearing down the space nazi's.

... well, maybe not Voldemort, but the smarter two should be able to carry

So you are lying again. I will extend this to a battlezone challenge to commence ASAP. Most of the Star Wars backers are pussies and will never accept just as you are all hot air. No actual testicles on your end.

Wizards led by Voldemort prevail.

Originally posted by gold slorg
depends who has the first shot imo

both sides have one-shot abilities

Tell me who your brain thinks wins?

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I know disagreeing with the quans is usually a good bet, but I wouldn't call it a stomp. Grindelwald's tk rivals and of the jedi and all three have greater range or mobility than the jedi.

Sidious would remove the three wands off their hands before they even realize it's a fight.

Yoda would mind control the three unarmed wizards to bend.

Vader would then slowly walk and decapitate them!

I might have exaggerated with the stomp comment, but SW team has a bigger advantage here.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you are lying again. I will extend this to a battlezone challenge to commence ASAP. Most of the Star Wars backers are pussies and will never accept just as you are all hot air. No actual testicles on your end.

Wizards led by Voldemort prevail.

I don't respect you enough!

Want to earn back my respect? Accept my BZ.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
I don't respect you enough!

Want to earn back my respect? Accept my BZ.

No, I already debated the topic in the thread itself so why would I waste that much energy on something I am more apathetic towards.

This is just another topic you proved you are too gutless to accept a challenge thus proving you are scared of me.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I know disagreeing with the quans is usually a good bet, but I wouldn't call it a stomp. Grindelwald's tk rivals and of the jedi and all three have greater range or mobility than the jedi.

If Grindelwald and Albus are allowed to use their spells then things might shift.

Otherwise, Sidious and Yoda would be enough for this.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I already debated the topic in the thread itself so why would I waste that much energy on something I am more apathetic towards.

This is just another topic you proved you are too gutless to accept a challenge thus proving you are scared of me.

Fine! Whatever you say coward.

I don't BZ pussies.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
This, though I fail to sew how the other two are going to touch penises given the height discrepancy, unless Yoda is seriously packing.

Trust in the Force

Originally posted by Eon Blue
The Wizarding Team is superior in every way, shape, and form.

Anything Star Wars team can do, Wizards can not only replicate, but outdo tenfold. The Star Wars wankery on these boards is strong.

Not when it comes to speed and first attack, which matters in a fight when either side can one-shot each other.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Sidious would remove the three wands off their hands before they even realize it's a fight.

Yoda would mind control the three unarmed wizards to bend.

Vader would then slowly walk and decapitate them!

I might have exaggerated with the stomp comment, but SW team has a bigger advantage here.

When has Sidious ever reacted this quickly in the films? If we time out his reactions he is not that fast at all. He even gets off an attack on yoda before he defends himself and he is neither defeated nor significantly injured.

When has yoda mind controlled an opponent of their caliber in a combat situation.

You just stated a fanfic without any evidence to support your outlandish opinion.