Comic Book Questions & Discussion

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Originally posted by abhilegend
LMAO.

Spoiler:
Turns out Thor is the son of Phoenix host of one million BC and Odin.

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Good job Aaron.

I hope it's retconned that Thor was conceived after Phoenix and Gaea had a round of scissoring.

Mother Storm retconned as a sentient after birth.

So Northstar can destroy Earth doing one lap around the world going full speed 😖hifty:

It would kill him, but they confirmed he’s faster then light 👆

Your dreams are not canon, Mungi

Originally posted by -K-M-
So Northstar can destroy Earth doing one lap around the world going full speed 😖hifty:

It would kill him, but they confirmed he’s faster then light 👆

I can also achieve terminal velocity without a parachute 👆

Admit it, you just liked this page, everything else was a bonus

Originally posted by -K-M-
So Northstar can destroy Earth doing one lap around the world going full speed 😖hifty:

It would kill him, but they confirmed he’s faster then light 👆

Hasn't this been confirmed years ago

Originally posted by cdtm
Since literally everyones had the Phoenix by now, does that make Thor's mom a whore?

Originally posted by MrMind
it's called FEMALE EMPOWERMENT! get that shit straight you sexist pig

I reply what MrMind said but without the irony

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Your dreams are not canon, Mungi

Agree to disagree

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Hasn't this been confirmed years ago

Yes. He actually ran faster then light. Here it’s a little of a retcon

I can’t quote you Phil...but you’re dead to me. But serious question was that Speed? Ie. Scarlet Witch’s son?

Yes, I think. "Tommy".

Which makes it even more surprising given his top speed is said to be 761 mph. Then again, maybe he had a long night.

Return of the Valkaryes #2
Knull has the necrosword not some random sword ppl think it is and its powered by the Celestial not him even tho he created it:

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Return of the Valkaryes #2
Knull has the necrosword not some random sword ppl think it is and its powered by the Celestial not him even tho he created it:

Where does it say that Knull currently has the sword? The scans don't say it, though it would be good to finally get concrete proof, though.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Agree to disagree

Yes. He actually ran faster then light. Here it’s a little of a retcon

I can’t quote you Phil...but you’re dead to me. But serious question was that Speed? Ie. Scarlet Witch’s son?

Speaking of speed. Where is QS? Last I seen of him he was trapped in Marvel's speed force

Originally posted by Bentley
I reply what MrMind said but without the irony

Just because you call it "sleep", doesn't not make it dog murder.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Why would she be pissed?

Gaea was [b]raped in Marvel canon. So she never expected any degree of faithfulness from Odin. [/B]

Odin had butsekks with phoenix, took some of its juices, and splooged it in gaea along with his godsperm. *shrug*

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Return of the Valkaryes #2
Knull has the necrosword not some random sword ppl think it is and its powered by the Celestial not him even tho he created it:


Yeah. Very interesting issue. He either created a new Necrosword or he retrieved his old one somehow. U may be on to something now.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Odin had butsekks with phoenix, took some of its juices, and splooged it in gaea along with his godsperm. *shrug*

wtf...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Gaea was [b]raped in Marvel canon. So she never expected any degree of faithfulness from Odin. [/B]

That's not true.

I assume you're referring to "Thor: For Asgard", which doesn't really strike me as canon in the first place. Besides that they talk about it was fate and destiny for them to give life to Thor. Odin didn't rape her, because he wanted a son. He had sex with her to get through with it and fulfill their fate and destiny. To Gaea it was more about principle as it sounded.

But in canon comics Gaea herself tells Thor that she is a fertility goddess, who has birthed many children. She also tells him how she met Odin, how they both fell in love and that Thor was the result of that love.
You could make the argument, that she was lying to Thor in order to protect him, but eh. Odin didn't rape her in canon comics. He kindaaa raped her in the non-canon comic, but there he did it, because Thor was their fate and destiny.

And in the actual mythology... oh boy, Odin was one hell of a rapey son of a biatch – almost as bad as Zeus.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Where does it say that Knull currently has the sword? The scans don't say it, though it would be good to finally get concrete proof, though.

Next couple of scans, they mention how the celestial are stuck in weird state since they were killed by Knull and the sword. Moreso how they are feeding the sword power

Odin and Zeus are the biggest rape duo in comics.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Odin and Zeus are the biggest rape duo in comics.
Not just comics tbh