Comic Book Questions & Discussion

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American women just suck in general, their attitudes are terrible

Greatest country in the world my ass

Originally posted by MrMind
American women just suck in general, their attitudes are terrible

Greatest country in the world my ass

Eh, some are, some aren't. It also varies heavily by state, and regions in a state.

Springfield Vermont had the prettiest girls, who weren't afraid to handle a worm at the fishing spots.

this week's dc comics so bad I start to question do they just assign pages to kids in freshmen art class and english majors

Are the handbook's pictures canonicities corresponding to its descriptions?

I always thought they did. But today I found out a page that describes Justice League corresponding with a picture from JLA: Liberty and Justice, Which I thought it was a non canon story?

It's usually whatever picture the guys have on file, I'd imagine.

How long will DC continue with this weakened Superman?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
How long will DC continue with this weakened Superman?
We're already almost a full year in ever since he was depowered post-Future state books. I'd guess he doesn't regain at least a big portion of his powers until 2023.

But hey, at least you can legit make Batman vs Supes!

Or Superman vs. Thor

😂

lol

So the depowering reminds me of an old question.

Lets say pre crisis versions of Superman (For example PC or All Star Superman) loses his powers to gold Kryptonite. Can he use the same means he uses to give Lois Lane and Lana Lang temporary Kryptonian powers, on himself?

Wouldn't that be a neat story where Supermans son takes over, and Superman is completely depowered, but on special occasionas he just takes the serum or bathes on the super Jacuzzi or whatever, and puts on the suit for a Super Dad/Super Son teamup?

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Or Superman vs. Thor

superman can sundip for 10 million years, he still ain't doing shit to thor

Originally posted by MrMind
superman can sundip for 10 million years, he still ain't doing shit to thor

Did you ingest brain parasites from from all the shit you've eaten or what's with this sudden turn of character?

You get brain parasites from eating human brains, from what I know.

Not shit.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not shit.

Tapeworms may infect the host's brain when ingested.

They can't, I've eaten plenty.

All from Sweden.

Tasted like chicken.

Coprophilia is like any other fetishes

Astner is a virgin, anything that deviates from a penis inside a vagina freaks him out

They don't have penises in Sweden.

Originally posted by MrMind
Coprophilia is like any other fetishes

I'm not a big fan of necrophilia, pedophilia, zoophilia, or any other degenerate behaviors thinly disguised as "fetishes," if that's what you wondering.

You all deserve to be put between a wall and a firing squad.

Originally posted by MrMind
Astner is a virgin, anything that deviates from a penis inside a vagina freaks him out

No, I'm fine with most things. But shitting the bed isn't one of them.

Originally posted by Astner
I'm not a big fan of necrophilia, pedophilia, zoophilia, or any other degenerate behaviors thinly disguised as "fetishes," if that's what you wondering.

You all deserve to be put between a wall and a firing squad.

No, I'm fine with most things. But shitting the bed isn't one of them.

define most things? do you go to one of those swedish sauna and poke your blonde swedish bros in their brown starfishes?