Comic Book Questions & Discussion

Originally posted by Magnon
For example, if they shoot out from Earth either in a random direction or travel away from Earth in a random-walk zig-zag fashion, the probability to hit Pluto to a good approximation is given by:

Prob = [r/(4R)]^2

where r = the radius of Pluto, R = the distance from Earth to Pluto. Plugging in the average r and R yields:

Prob = 0.000 000 000 000 012.

And the probability to hit ALL those solar-system objects consecutively is much, MUCH smaller still: they'd have to first hit Venus, then the corona of Sun, then the moons of Jupiter, etc. etc.

The final probability is RIDICULOUSLY small.

Yes but you assume it's random.

So Bizarro was thinking, "Lemme see if I can hit Venus with Superman"? Then decided it was a fun game, and repeated it with several other astronomical objects?

Maybe I'm pessimistic, but I'm guessing this is all we'll get for feats in Action Comics #1061.

That was the case when people here freaked out over the teaser for Mighty Thor (2016) #5 and then the issue came out and all the relevant feats were featured in the preview.

We'll see in a week.

Originally posted by Astner
Do you mean Action Comics #1061?

Originally posted by Magnon
So Bizarro was thinking, "Lemme see if I can hit Venus with Superman"? Then decided it was a fun game, and repeated it with several other astronomical objects?

i mean, do you know what the chances are of him doing it randomly??? It's like, incredibly low.

Originally posted by Astner
Maybe I'm pessimistic, but I'm guessing this is all we'll get for feats in Action Comics #1061.

That was the case when people here freaked out over the teaser for Mighty Thor (2016) #5 and then the issue came out and all the relevant feats were featured in the preview.

We'll see in a week.

And then at the end, Superman wakes up and it was all a dream. Abhi weeps.

From what we've seen, the worst thing that can happen is that it's explained that those magical artifacts (or the magic of the imp) are somehow responsible for the distances traversed, and that Superman won't be able to come back to Earth from Pluto as quickly as Bizarrro did.

Originally posted by Magnon
So Bizarro was thinking, "Lemme see if I can hit Venus with Superman"? Then decided it was a fun game, and repeated it with several other astronomical objects?

So assuming everything is still as it appears when the issue itself is actually released, then I think all of Bizarro's actions against Superman were very much intentional here.

Building level Hulk vs Thanos

King of the Road 😂

Originally posted by abhilegend
Building level Hulk vs Thanos

Is that "beating someone's ass"? Looked pretty even to me.

Originally posted by carver9
Looking at versatility, most people here bash TF outta Hulk and rarely if ever puts him in the High Herald let alone Herald tier. So him being the biggest gun with Strange (who I thought is back at his classic levels) and Blue Marvel is a ft. Then when you factor in Black Bolt being mentioned as well... 🤤

😂

Poor Carver.

Originally posted by carver9
Is that "beating someone's ass"? Looked pretty even to me.

Even if you think it was even,....

Dr Strange had blocked off his energy powers:

As per Emma, he was so weak she could've killed him:

Hulk was out to kill him:

So in short, we have a handicapped weakened Thanos, trading even blows (as per you) with a Hulk who is trying to kill him.

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Originally posted by carver9
Is that "beating someone's ass"? Looked pretty even to me.

just read the comic hulk did better than dr strange. but it's by no mean evenly like carver said.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Building level Hulk vs Thanos

there should be a comic of thanos and insane titan taking turn driving on a road trip together, with occasional blow jobs performing.

Originally posted by MrMind
just read the comic hulk did better than dr strange. but it's by no mean evenly like carver said.

Thanos got assraped and ran away like a bitch 👆

Just like you did from Xi.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Strange drained Thanos of his strength after first page.

Talking about AFTER Hulk palmed his blast and punched him through some rubble? Also, third page, seems like Thanos stopped the spell.

Originally posted by carver9
Talking about AFTER Hulk palmed his blast and punched him through some rubble? Also, third page, seems like Thanos stopped the spell.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

The King of the Road will not be denied.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Thanos got assraped and ran away like a bitch 👆

Just like you did from Xi.

desperate for my attention eh

so here you go, anything else you wanna spit out ?

Originally posted by carver9
Talking about AFTER Hulk palmed his blast and punched him through some rubble? Also, third page, seems like Thanos stopped the spell.

That's why after that, we see Thanos using his energy...oh wait.

Originally posted by MrMind
desperate for my attention eh

so here you go, anything else you wanna spit out ?

You're into spitting too?

Guess Deathstroke annihiliated Supes when he ran away from him mmm