Comic Book Questions & Discussion

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Originally posted by DarkSaint85
They should just release Red Hood - or better still, Deathstroke - with a sniper rifle and he would solo the Monsterverse.

That giant bat the Bat-family took out (well, Cyborg and Black Canary) was fighting Kong pretty evenly:

Then it got distracted by the humans, and Kong beat the shit out of it.

How would a sniper rifle solo anything when most are impervious to damn near everything?

That She Hulk writer is garbage.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
How would a sniper rifle solo anything when most are impervious to damn near everything?

Does DS really need to post the scan again? 😛

Originally posted by carver9
That She Hulk writer is garbage.

You are retarded, Derrick.

1) It's not a She-Hulk comic.

2) Daredevil is Marvel's A-list street-leveler. He fought Ultron, diamond Absorbing Man, Gorgon, the Hulk and more.

Who is She-Hulk? Some d-list comic relief character whose greatest achievement is nsfw porn fan art w/ her? Or getting knocked up by her cousin?

She Hulk was one of the first comic book characters I jacked off too.

A stunning and brave trailblazer.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You are retarded, Derrick.

1) It's not a She-Hulk comic.

2) Daredevil is Marvel's A-list street-leveler. He fought Ultron, diamond Absorbing Man, Gorgon, the Hulk and more.

Who is She-Hulk? Some d-list comic relief character whose greatest achievement is nsfw porn fan art w/ her? Or getting knocked up by her cousin?

The She Hulk writer is still garbage, though. I stand by what I said.

But we were done discussing the events of Sensational She-Hulk, that's old news.

Or you just came here to apologize to DS and Abhi for being wrong?

Can you please remove the birds?

Originally posted by carver9
Can you please remove the birds?

@Everyone at KMC.

Feel free to copy my sig and wear it 👆

Let's drive Pope Carver IX mad...

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
How would a sniper rifle solo anything when most are impervious to damn near everything?

Carnatoz - who nearly killed Kong until he was saved by humans, Kong who himself gives Godzilla a good fight - didn't look so impervious.

Maybe the Monsterverse's Titan are just lucky they haven't met DC's weaponry.

Skree indeed.

No need to be so defensive though. It's just fun. The Batfamily are just awesome.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Daredevil is Marvel's A-list street-leveler. He fought Ultron, diamond Absorbing Man, Gorgon, the Hulk and more.

you wank lame ass dude like daredevil or wolverine

but mock cool ass mfkers like deathstroke or jason todd

Deathstroke is a fucking pedophile, Mind...

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Jason is okay in my book. He makes Barbara wet, something Dick forgot how to do years ago.

Originally posted by ODG
Conclusion appeared to be rushed, so it's no shock that many people (including me) were initially confused with how this storyline resolved itself. I had to re-read prior comics to get it myself. Get ready for a TL;DR.

As I understand it, this comic operates on the basis that messing with your own timeline does not necessarily create an alternate timeline, aka, Gruenwald's Law. In this storyline, Superman ultimately creates his own bootstrap paradox to get himself out of his predicament.

Superman gets lost in space for twenty years. I'll call him "Lost Superman". His first shot to get home was when he immediately encounters the alien Contrectatio who, despite being able to get him back to Earth, end up kinda just haphazardly jettisoning him. Lost Superman ends up jettisoned onto "Victor's world" where he befriends a local resident, Szhemi, aka "Jimmy", and a newbie GL Hope. GL Hope's got no idea what the GL Corps are and her GL ring is disconnected from the GL Corps.

Granted, the politicians of Victor's world hate Lost Superman's interference and plot to get rid of him. Years later, Szhemi eventually locates a temporal rift, Anomaly A612, that might be able to get Lost Superman home. GL Hope immediately murders Szhemi before he can tell Lost Superman because she doesn't want to lose Lost Superman. The politicians of Victor's world eventually conspire/offer Lost Superman an Ark to let him return to Earth... mostly because they hate his interference.

Lost Superman doesn't want to leave the people of Victor's world to the politicians. And he refuses the Ark for another six years despite the local star going red giant supernova so if he stays, he's just going to become powerless. Eventually GL Hope's deception/murder is revealed and Lost Superman realizes that Victor's planet is doomed unless he uses the Ark to travel through Anomaly A612 and brings back help. It's been twenty years at this point he's been lost.

Within Anomaly A612, he encounters an old man "Gatekeeper Superman" who has been circling the Anomaly A612 wormhole and is stuck in a time-loop. Gatekeeper Superman apparently never made it back to Earth. That's because you have to travel through Anomaly A612 with precise timing to get to where/when you want to go. During the time-loops, Gatekeeper Superman delays earlier versions of himself from entering the wormhole in an attempt to have those earlier versions of himself get the precise entry timing right so that he can return to Earth.

Lost Superman travels through the Anomaly A612 wormhole and three days later, is rescued by Adam Strange who returns him to Earth. Lost Superman goes through his whole depression/emotional withdrawal stage having already spent twenty years of his life lost in space which is what is mostly portrayed by the entire series.

better read than the comic. I just couldn’t finish it.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Deathstroke is a fucking pedophile, Mind...

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Jason is okay in my book. He makes Barbara wet, something Dick forgot how to do years ago.

deathstroke knew teenage virgins are the best kind of girls, 15 years old isn't a kid back in the good old days
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

jason has exotic poontangs in artemis and starfire, he's not interested in barbara

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Carnatoz - who nearly killed Kong until he was saved by humans, Kong who himself gives Godzilla a good fight - didn't look so impervious.

Maybe the Monsterverse's Titan are just lucky they haven't met DC's weaponry.

Skree indeed.

No need to be so defensive though. It's just fun. The Batfamily are just awesome.

Covers are awesome:

Batman vs Kong, h2h, lmao.

@MrMind: We don't need Old Man Whirly! 2.0.

Originally posted by ODG
@MrMind: We don't need Old Man Whirly! 2.0.

who's we? you are a little beta cuck that can't make me do a damn thing