Comic Book Questions & Discussion

Started by StiltmanFTW1,926 pages

This is your first day on KMC or what?

Golgo always deletes the pics he posts. Usually within a week or so.

Can anybody explain why Blade is acting the exact opposite of his character? Brainwashed? Possessed? Lost his soul? It's not even hinted at in Blood Hunt.

I'm hoping its all revealed to be a master plan on his part, where he's doing it for 'good' reasons.

^ I thought that myself: that he was engineering a global crisis to gather every single vampire on Earth to surreptitiously destroy vampirism forever.

But a crapload of innocent people have died. "Ends justifying means" don't cut it. If Blade is doing this consciously, he's a piece of sh1t.

Yeah.....I kinda am still hoping, but it's really badly written if so. He's literally leaving Thor there all impaled and what not

But it's Thor 😂 Happens to him every single day and twice on Sundays.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yeah.....I kinda am still hoping, but it's really badly written if so. He's literally leaving Thor there all impaled and what not
Well, the vampires admitted they can't kill Thor nor can they turn him. Best way to keep him incapacitated is to leave him there with a spike through his noggin.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
But it's Thor 😂 Happens to him every single day and twice on Sundays.
I mean... is it humiliating for Thor to be kept out of the game by a plot device character (Damascene) who can pierce intangible molecules, let alone Odinforce-empowered Asgardian gods?

I remember the years when the KMC majority campaigned for Thor losing to Sabretooth's simple stabby-stabs to the gut.

So instead of ridiculing Thor for being unable to withstand being killed by Sabretooth's claws... we're now ridiculing Thor for staying alive after being perpetually stabbed through his brain.

That's progress, I guess... ? 👆

Your tears are as delicious as your nonsensical ramblings are not 😍

do you think she-hulk fuks thor in the ass every night?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Originally posted by MrMind
do you think she-hulk fuks thor in the ass every night?

That's how Asgardians are made 👆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That's how Asgardians are made 👆

odin reborn out of thor's shithole, then thor dies and rebirth out of odin's shithole

the true ragnarok, never ending cycle of death and rebirth

Originally posted by ODG
Well, the vampires admitted they can't kill Thor nor can they turn him. Best way to keep him incapacitated is to leave him there with a spike through his noggin. I mean... is it humiliating for Thor to be kept out of the game by a plot device character (Damascene) who can pierce intangible molecules, let alone Odinforce-empowered Asgardian gods?

I remember the years when the KMC majority campaigned for Thor losing to Sabretooth's simple stabby-stabs to the gut.

So instead of ridiculing Thor for being unable to withstand being killed by Sabretooth's claws... we're now ridiculing Thor for staying alive after being perpetually stabbed through his brain.

That's progress, I guess... ? 👆

Yeah I get that, I'm still saying it's a dick move against ones former teammate/friend.

Wouldn't surprise me if Marvel revealed Blade was a graduate of Carver High School...

Originally posted by MrMind
do you think she-hulk fuks thor in the ass every night?

This reminded me of a halfbaked ideadream I had the night after watching the Tom Brady roast...a celebrity roast for Superheroes. That joke about Thor is close to something I imagined Logan saying on the mic lol

how do they even do a tom brady roast

the dude is perfect in every way and the goat in the sport

for a roast to work they need to find a flawed celebrity for it to be funny

that's why the justin bieber, charlie sheen roasts were funny