Comic Book Questions & Discussion

Started by -Pr-1,926 pages

I feel like the entire "Dark Knights" thing has been a load of shite.

And lo behold, yet more ****ing examples.

Lol wtf is a Dark Multiverse version of Darkseid anyway

Interesting that Darkseid learned how to break free of time loops when he was just a toddler, lol.

Like, what would he need it for, endless titty milk time?

Oh boy... facepalm

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Heh, I just saw this:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=669099

Gave me a good chuckle.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lol wtf is a Dark Multiverse version of Darkseid anyway

Maybe a Darkseid that is good?

You know, I would mind reading a story of when his love was alive and Darkseid turned from evil completely.

Imagine that! Imagine his mom never had Dessad poisoned her, and they live, and change Apokolips into a Utopia that rivals New Genesis?

Originally posted by cdtm
Imagining a crossover between Batman and Black Panther.

Which would probably go something like this:

"Pleased to meet you T'challa. Why don't we talk in my Bat Carrier?"

"...your what now?"

"We'll take it to my Batbase. On the moon.:

".....does your Government sponsor these toys?"

"Nope. All privately funded by me."

"W-T-F. How do you afford all this man??"

"Because I'm very, very rich."

"Yeah, but I'm a head of state. And we don't have no flipping base on the moon, or Panther Carriier. That's got to be the dumbest waste of money I've ever heard, it would break my very wealthy countries economy."

"Yeah, well.... i'm Batman."

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Wakanda has an intergalctic empire...im going to need you to read more comics

😆 😆 😆 Swing and a miss

Originally posted by Galan007
Heh, I just saw this:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=669099

Gave me a good chuckle.

“On KMC being a dick is the norm” 😍

This AlberJohnAvil, WHATEVER his name is.....is a decent chap!!

Originally posted by Galan007
Heh, I just saw this:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=669099

Gave me a good chuckle.

You know, if they were going to come up with reasons to hate us, they could at least be accurate ones. Blatant lies don't make anyone sound credible.

Originally posted by BruhMan
😆 😆 😆 Swing and a miss

😂

So where was this mighty empire when Namor was burying Wakanda in water?

Or when the War of Kings was going on. Or anytime a space fleet would have been useful, really, which is all the tme.

This just in, comics are inconsistent lol

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Intergalactic_Empire_of_Wakanda

That doesn't count! 😛

If Batman built his fortune by investing a penny two thousand years ago into the past, his toys would make sense. The fact his stuff costs more money then Shield gear, and somehow none of his shareholders notice a debt about the size of every nation on earth times a thousand, is what makes it funny.

Originally posted by cdtm
😂

So where was this mighty empire when Namor was burying Wakanda in water?

Or when the War of Kings was going on. Or anytime a space fleet would have been useful, really, which is all the tme.

Wakanda wasn't involved in War of Kings were they?

And they keep to their sector of space - they've even taken over the symbiote homeworld.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Wakanda wasn't involved in War of Kings were they?

And they keep to their sector of space - they've even taken over the symbiote homeworld.

New respect for Wakanda then, I HATE the symbiotes.

It's a shame the awesome Necrosword had to be tied to such a lame concept.

Reading the Wiki, it says Alpha Flight members were the ones that actually built the Empire up, while T'challa is the one who sent them.

So isn't T'challa basically just taking credit for their work? If I was them, I'd totally make the empire in my image.

This respect for Ultimates. Was it REALLY that good? I mean, REALLY?

Spider-Man, too?

You know the Toby movies were totally based off Ultimate Spider-Man, 616 Peter was never bullied like Ultimate Puny Parker, and was actually pretty popular with the ladies.

Originally posted by cdtm
616 Peter was never bullied

Read some comics...

Another nerd beat him up.

He got literally fed with dog feces.

He even got molested by his "friend", who was a few years older than him.

Originally posted by cdtm
This respect for Ultimates. Was it REALLY that good? I mean, REALLY?

Spider-Man, too?

You know the Toby movies were totally based off Ultimate Spider-Man, 616 Peter was never bullied like Ultimate Puny Parker, and was actually pretty popular with the ladies.

Peter was only bullied in the tame way they used to show it in the 60's, the whole kicking sand in nerds faces at the beach type stuff. But as soon as Peter got powers he very quickly started getting enough confidence to start throwing attitude back at flash...helped that he knocked flash tf out in a boxing ring too lol