Comic Book Questions & Discussion

Started by celeyhyga171,926 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Exactly why Rage kicked you out.

He will personally remove the Mjolnir replica from your rectum.

The pain will be incredible, but don't be afraid, smellyhymen. You did the right thing and you will be reborn as a new man.


Hush yo self. U have already pleased your masters for today.

Im sure they will let u in soon enuff.

You are Grima to Rage's Saruman.

Is this the moment you stab your master in the back? 🙁

Ouch.
sulk

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You are Grima to Rage's Saruman.

Is this the moment you stab your master in the back? 🙁

They've been stabbing each other in the back for a loooong time now.

And by stabbing, I meant penis-ing.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Lmao

so this is what asgard can offer these days

two blind guys, a woman just recovered from cancer and an armor with one arm

MrMind.

See Endgame.

Thank me later.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
MrMind.

See Endgame.

Thank me later.

will do 👆

Why a completely normal human woman who should not be able to physically swing a sword with any sort if effect has now played a more pivotal role in this mini series than Thor himself has, is completely beyond me.

I hate Aaron so much lol. I hate him with passion.

Psst Dambo,

Spoiler:
"Gorr was right".........

Originally posted by Damborgson
Why a completely normal human woman who should not be able to physically swing a sword with any sort if effect has now played a more pivotal role in this mini series than Thor himself has, is completely beyond me.

I hate Aaron so much lol. I hate him with passion.

You will learn to respect streets of Marvel.

Daredevil has beaten Ultron with a stick, smashed diamond Absorbing Man to pieces, paralyzed Mister Hyde with nerve strikes...

Where was Thor, then?

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Psst Dambo,
Spoiler:
"Gorr was right".........

😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You will learn to respect streets of Marvel.

Daredevil has beaten Ultron with a stick, smashed diamond Absorbing Man to pieces, paralyzed Mister Hyde with nerve strikes...

Where was Thor, then?

And Iron Fist one shot KO'd Bres, who tossed around Thor.

👆

Taskmaster fought Fandral and Hogun at the same time...

Captain America yelled at Odin and basically told him to stfu...

Osborn slaughtered Asgardian citizens like pigs...

Wolverine and the Punisher are killing hundreds as we speak, hopefully they annihilate the whole Norse mythology once and for all biscuits

Originally posted by Damborgson
Why a completely normal human woman who should not be able to physically swing a sword with any sort if effect has now played a more pivotal role in this mini series than Thor himself has, is completely beyond me.

I hate Aaron so much lol. I hate him with passion.

Lol, she was dying from cancer like 5 minutes ago.

Btw, she's the new Valkyrie, in a new series written by Aaron starting in the summer.

So....now we know why they killed Brunhilda as a sacrifice in the first issue.....Jane's superpower apparently is being a goddamn copycat.

Brunhilde is dead?

Eh..

No one's going to defend Nazi's, but one of the reasons I prefer my Russians/Germans in manga over comics, is because they can actually be heroic, instead of just a Nazi/Commie stereotype.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a really good example of this. A character was a super proud Nazi with heroic (And not so) qualities who loved German engineering.

Not really something you can get away with here.

Originally posted by cdtm
Eh..

No one's going to defend Nazi's, but one of the reasons I prefer my Russians/Germans in manga over comics, is because they can actually be heroic, instead of just a Nazi/Commie stereotype.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a really good example of this. A character was a super proud Nazi with heroic (And not so) qualities who loved German engineering.

Not really something you can get away with here.

... because Japanese were their allies. They pine for Man in the High Castle's timeline, were their males aren't simpering herbivores ready for demographic extinction due to the Wests using them for mass social engineering experiments.

Originally posted by cdtm
Eh..

No one's going to defend Nazi's, but one of the reasons I prefer my Russians/Germans in manga over comics, is because they can actually be heroic, instead of just a Nazi/Commie stereotype.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a really good example of this. A character was a super proud Nazi with heroic (And not so) qualities who loved German engineering.

Not really something you can get away with here.

Watch the secret war on Netflix's Love, Death and Robots series. You will like it.

Curious how carver feels about endgame tbh..