Darth Vader vs Smaug

Started by Kazenji13 pages

Josh pretty much covered this on page 2

Movie version only Vader loses....but if we include all the stuff that's Canon then he wins.

spinning throw could cut through his neck or it can be simply thrown as a spear. If you need to imagine a jedi master standing on a mountain of gold coins like a retard waiting to be roasted by a dragon, that's cool.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Josh pretty much covered this on page 2

Movie version only Vader loses....but if we include all the stuff that's Canon then he wins.

What the comics? In real time Vader is not that impressive.

With the comics Vader is so impressive

go actually read them instead of hating on the character like you do as usual.

Originally posted by quanchi112
What the comics? In real time Vader is not that impressive.

Canon Vader stomps Smaug.

Originally posted by Kazenji
With the comics Vader is so impressive

go actually read them instead of hating on the character like you do as usual.

It is entirely different and we get a feel for Vader real time in the series and films to see how he reacts. Comics are an entirely different medium with too many missing variables.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Canon Vader stomps Smaug.
Only if your dreams. The guy failed against some random clerks at the end of Rogue one.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Only if your dreams. The guy failed against some random clerks at the end of Rogue one.

Smaug utterly failed to stop some midgets and was further slained by a rusted arrow.

DV stomps, spite thread.

Vader could just One Shot Smaug via his weak spot like the Archer did in the Book. Took him down in one paragraph if I recall correctly.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Smaug utterly failed to stop some midgets and was further slained by a rusted arrow.

DV stomps, spite thread.

False, he defeated the entire kingdom. He was not killed by dwarves.

Vader failed against non warrior scrubs. Sad. Smaug destroys him.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Vader could just One Shot Smaug via his weak spot like the Archer did in the Book. Took him down in one paragraph if I recall correctly. [/B]
Incorrect, a little fl fatally wounded Vader. Smaug wins. Way too powerful and Vader is too weak to contend.

Unlike You I actually READ the Hobbit Book.

So yeah...

WTF is a "fl"?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Unlike You I actually READ the Hobbit Book.

So yeah...

WTF is a "fl"? [/B]

Force lightning you ignorant Star Wars pretender. Movies only, kid.

Originally posted by quanchi112
False, he defeated the entire kingdom. He was not killed by dwarves.

Vader failed against non warrior scrubs. Sad. Smaug destroys him.

Vader purged the order 66 Jedi survivors.

Vader >>> A kingdom of midgets.

Vader stomps.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Vader purged the order 66 Jedi survivors.

Vader >>> A kingdom of midgets.

Vader stomps.

He has the support of the empire. Kenobi alone defeated him, kiddo.

Vader failed against rogue one clerks. Kingdom of midgets slay him.

R1 did make vader look like a show pony chump who forgot his mission because he needed to express himself with a display of artistic violence.
but i block it out of my mind as i did the PT. nobody is ruining vader for me.

Which film is your favorite Vader portrayal?

tossup between ep4 and ep6. both based on entirely sentimental anecdotal rubbish.

my first introduction to darth vader was at the age of 6, watching ep4 when it was called "star wars" on hbo, at at most other things on tv/cinema either sucked ass or were geared toward adults. he was dracula/frankenstain with a laser sword at a time when nothing came even close to being that cool.

to then see that character come through a redemption arc at 9 was pretty mind-blowing, considering that the general rule in all entertainment at the time, from cinema to tv to pro wrestling, was a story of unimpeachable good guys VS irredeemable bad guys.

nothing of any debatable value in a vs forum, but you asked. that's why old folks are tough nuts to crack when it comes to vader. but i admit he's kinda worthless in this forum.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He has the support of the empire. Kenobi alone defeated him, kiddo.

Vader failed against rogue one clerks. Kingdom of midgets slay him.

Lightsaber>>>>> Rusted arrow.

Vader wins this with a single blow...Except Smaug's death won't be that dramatic 😉

Originally posted by quanchi112
Force lightning you ignorant Star Wars pretender. Movies only, kid.

Funny how you don't know how to use Full Words....Or as the Kids Say.. "fw"

Stupid Abbreviation Using Kids today..

Rude Little Snots.

Back of the Hand is what they need.


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