REWARD: Have you seen this man?

A $3.50 reward will be paid for the safe return of Carver9 to KMC. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

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Originally posted by carver9
Great thread. My name is Derrick...live in Columbus Ga. Here is a terrible picture of me but we are all guys here so I don't need to take a fashion model picture.

I'm 32...have a birthday next month on the 8th. I enjoy making people laugh...seeing people smile, love women (all of them are art to me in some kind of way). Enjoy vacations, playing my xbox 1 and fooling around on this site. I met some great people here and I honestly see a lot of you all as family. Terrible that a thread like this wasn't created before but tragic moments can open the eyes of a lot of people, bring people together.. again, great thread Sam.

If Carver9 is not safely returned to KMC, then...

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This should be a wake-up call for you Carver. I hope you understand.

Carver is missed. As a fellow black man, I have to wonder if foul play happened to him. Especially in real life where his super-amped version of Hulk can’t save him ...

I left for one year and nobody opened a thread for me not even to congratulate me for a fictional baby ahah

Originally posted by Badabing
A $3.50 reward will be paid for the safe return of Carver9 to KMC. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

Make the reward $3.51 and I might know someone who knows something. 😖hifty:

Carver’s Black!

Originally posted by SquallX
Carver’s Black!

I misread that, and my heart jumped for joy for an attosecond.

Such is his power.

DS will likely leave next.

carver was basically his other half...his better half. DS has no purpose now.

What would the Joker be without his Batman???

You were the Widow to his Hulk.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
What would the Joker be without his Batman???

Still a terrible character.

Originally posted by Galan007
You were the Widow to his Hulk.

Personally, I'm more partial to this narrative.

Originally posted by Galan007
Just as ghey as ever, btw:

An accurate representation of their relationship to be honest...

😂

Srsly, tho.

👆

Darknighter and Carvollo 😍

Originally posted by Supermutant
Make the reward $3.51 and I might know someone who knows something. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Galan007
You were the Widow to his Hulk.

Here's the sfw version:

His healing factor must be working slowly. Maybe Carver got beat by a giant bearded ginger man?

Sounds like you're describing yourself...the bearded ginger part at least. mmm

Reported

The only regret I have is not asking carver if he ever made a post that wasn't from his phone.

I wonder what his Kik username is.

If it's carver9.....