REWARD: Have you seen this man?

Started by ShadowFyre4 pages

So, I had a dream/vision/prohecy last night. A dark man wearing purple spandex pants, a green hulk fist in one hand and a bottle of coacoa butter in the other, the walls were plastered with old WWH comics and out of context Hulk scans.

I dont know where this room is, but I do believe that was Carver and hes in serious trouble. The recent Immortal Hulk comics have sent our dear Carver9 into a masturbation frenzy, a warriors madness if you willl.

Carvers gonna beat himself off to death if we dont find him yall.

Failing that, Bran should write some weird swanky autobiography and we should milk his corpse for as many gamma dollars as possible.

That wasn't a dream

Originally posted by MrMind
That wasn't a dream

Well, then Im calling the cops and getting that ****ing weirdo off the streets

So is carver playing some weird April fools joke?

I’m having a meltdown without carver.

He has been found!

Dear Carver,

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Are you calling Carv a WHITE whale????

Galan, sort him out.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Are you calling Carv a WHITE whale????

Galan, sort him out.

Not exactly sure what a WHITE whale is, but it sounds like a compliment to me!

Khan is quoting Captain Ahab from Moby-Dick in The Wrath of Khan.

Even I need to admit that was some top-notch acting and I'm not a Trekkie.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Carver must be loving all this....

Obi-Carv Kenobi

We have to accept our fate. Pope carver is gone, question is we know he can’t stop talking about Hulk and can’t keep Superman’s cock out of his mouth. So where did he go?

Re: REWARD: Have you seen this man?

Originally posted by Badabing
A $3.50 reward will be paid for the safe return of Carver9 to KMC. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

Additional information:

If Carver9 is not safely returned to KMC, then...

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Kind of reminds me of the dude that tried to fix my iPhone.

Couldn't get the back open, and muttered something about "Listen phone, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.."

HE LIVES!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=16878872#post16878872

And apparently Time is stalking him. Thanks for scaring carver away Time.

Originally posted by Galan007
HE LIVES!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=16878872#post16878872

Oh ffs.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Oh ffs.

Imagine if he united with Alberto... they would end your whole KMC career.

It'll be pretty effective too. Alberto would make a comment, Carver would come in and say 'great comment' and I'd just lose it.

As a fellow black man I miss Carter