REWARD: Have you seen this man?

Say a member of this board...hypothetically accepted a contract to make say...a certain member disappear. Let’s call him Larver8. Could said person return the hypothetical kidnapped member back for the reward?

Hypothetical of course

Originally posted by Philosophía
You have the same pediatrician?

There's a very specific gif that could be posted, but it's very bannable.

Here's the sfw version:

Everyone knows that gif. Great choice 👆

Also, we should stop pretending KMC is PG-13 --- only registered members can view pics/links and Raz pays us a visit once per three years.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Reported

I blame Leo and Pr for this Carver crisis. Leo made that damn thread and put crazy ideas into young Carver's head full of mush. And Pr's drunken, Irish rage made poor Carver feel unsafe. I hope you're both happy with yourselves. sneer

Leo made Carver believe he had credible allies.

Then Pr treaded all over his dreams.

Originally posted by Badabing
I blame Leo and Pr for this Carver crisis. Leo made that damn thread and put crazy ideas into young Carver's head full of mush. And Pr's drunken, Irish rage made poor Carver feel unsafe. I hope you're both happy with yourselves. sneer

Originally posted by Galan007
Report received. 👆

I hope it went in the circular

Originally posted by Galan007

You're half right.

Half the truth, half the kidneys. All the rage

Just have the kmc rules changed and carter will be back.

I have heard from our Blessed and Holy Pope Carver IX!!

I told him to come back. It's not my fault if he doesn't listen. Bada I would like my $3.50.

You will be crucified for your sins, you infidel.

Share your holy vision!!

Come back, Carv 🙁

I've experienced easier alcohol withdrawals than being without you.

We're all waiting for you.

Maybe he's on vacation?

Originally posted by Stoic
Maybe he's on vacation?

Maybe, but he always claimed to be really poor and was posting from his phone, anyway...

It might be way too early to panic, but Carver really can't stay away from KMC for longer than a week, in most situations.

So this is what the big time Hulk fan boy looks like, huh. Bold of him posting a pic of himself on the internet, all of mine are on Facebook, I'm black also btw.

Well, we're like a family here.

A dysfunctional one, but still a family.

And you're a part of that family, law, even if you pretend to stay in the shadows.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, we're like a family here.

A dysfunctional one, but still a family.

And you're a part of that family, law, even if you pretend to stay in the shadows.

👆