Nationalities

I got some great TOP 10's of different nationalities. I'll post them one by one. I'll start with the Dutch.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH

1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. a.) You can legally kill yourself.
b.) You can legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital...
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.

😂 Comments?

Brave, and probably very smart, to start with your own nationality. I like it, more please!

Okay, some of those I just didn't get 😂

Next up!..THE BRITISH!!!! 🤣

Yeah, go for it. I love these things!🙂

As you wish mylord. I included the Scottish as well.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :

1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH :

1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!

OK, like those, apart from 8 & 9, but then I'm a pathalogical bather!!!

Those were my favourites. 😂

😂 OK, my request next then AMERICANS. Specially if they come frim IDAHO!!!!

Sorry. Don't have those. I have: Belgians, Norwegians (finti!!!), Germans (my favourite), Spanish, Italians and French. After all, it's a European board.

So what's with Idaho? Can't we just use that line from An Officer and a Gentleman: There's only two kinds of people from Idaho: steers and queers.

So Dim, you a steer or you a queer. 😂

Well, you called me a silly cow once 😛

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT???? RC did THAAAAAT??? How rude. 😂

Oh yeah, and about 2 seconds later you had a hissy fit!!! 😛

So you think I'm a great actor? Thanks.

He's talking about me queeqer...🙄

Queeq, little point, you are NOT the center of the universe!!! 😂

Well, your post was after mine. Honest mistake.

Honestly, well there you go then...

Go where.

Anyway, here's the Germans.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :

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Give them a second chance
1. Oktoberfest.
2. Oktoberfest-beer.
3. BMW.
4. VW.
5. Audi.
6. Mercedes.
7. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail in any other country.
8. You do not have to learn German as a foreign language.
9. You think Sauerkraut is delicious.
10. You're hated by europeans

Dim asked for the British and queeq gave the English.
British includes English, Scottish, Welsh and NI.
What about the rest???