Making my own
Top ten reasons for being Norwegian.
1. We are on top of Europe
2. We are not member of EU
3. We hunt wolfs, because the sheep farmers dont tend their herd while out in the nature, they claim that the wolf eating their sheep cost so much money. So now they finance a wolf hunt which is 10 times as expensive. Go wolfs.
4. We make conflict wherever Norwegian negotiating for peace( Israel, Indonesia) and now we gonna run KFOR in the former Yugoslavia, so dont be surprised if all hell breaks loose down there.
5. We are not Swedes(thank god)
6. We dont care what the rest of the world think of us, we do the opposite of the world opinion.
7. We gladly pay the UN operations, regardless what other countries owe the UN, in fact UN owes Norway some billion dollars. Who cares we are so rich that people must sleep in the hospitals hallways because there are no room for them. Why take care of ourselves when we can take care of third world countries.
8. Norway hunts whales just to get Paul Watson up here to kick his ass
9. We are propably one of the most expensive countries in the world.
10.We have mountains (queeq)