Nationalities

Started by Robtard7 pages

Originally posted by debbiejo
Oh goody,

Okay, I'm 1/2 Italian, part Cherokee, and German.

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Let me guess, your grandfather rode with Custer; killed an Indian or ten, now you claim to be "part Cherokee" because it's deemed "noble". Ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Let me guess, your grandfather rode with Custer; killed an Indian or ten, now you claim to be "part Cherokee" because it's deemed "noble". Ass.
My Great Grandmother was a full blooded Cherokee.

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Originally posted by debbiejo
My Great Grandmother was a full blooded Cherokee.

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So what, your toe is red-skinned, "bif deal".

Well this is a nationality thread. Get over it, pale face!

Originally posted by Dim
Okay, some of those I just didn't get 😂

Next up!..THE BRITISH!!!! 🤣

Don't EVEN get me started. 😉

Originally posted by queeq
As you wish mylord. I included the Scottish as well.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :

1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH :

1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!

I like the english reasons!jm 🙂

English people....meh....

Oi! Ever been here?

Why was this bumped?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oi! Ever been here?
not yet, but I will very soon, possibly by years end.

Originally posted by finti
Making my own
Top ten reasons for being Norwegian.

1. We are on top of Europe Well, yes, true
2. We are not member of EU Couldn't agree more.
3. We hunt wolfs, because the sheep farmers dont tend their herd while out in the nature, they claim that the wolf eating their sheep cost so much money. So now they finance a wolf hunt which is 10 times as expensive. Go wolfs.I oppose wolf hunting, so I guess I have to disagree with you.
4. We make conflict wherever Norwegian negotiating for peace( Israel, Indonesia) and now we gonna run KFOR in the former Yugoslavia, so dont be surprised if all hell breaks loose down there.Hear, hear.
5. We are not Swedes(thank god) Yes, thank God.
6. We dont care what the rest of the world think of us, we do the opposite of the world opinion.And I'm glad!
7. We gladly pay the UN operations, regardless what other countries owe the UN, in fact UN owes Norway some billion dollars. Who cares we are so rich that people must sleep in the hospitals hallways because there are no room for them. Why take care of ourselves when we can take care of third world countries.We can do both, so I'm proud to say we give much of our money away to those who actually don't have a hospital at all!
8. Norway hunts whales just to get Paul Watson up here to kick his assWhich makes me ashamed really.
9. We are propably one of the most expensive countries in the world.True, but not if we compare our wages up against other countries.
10.We have mountains (queeq) Quueq? Even I as a Norwegian have no idea what you mean.(..)

I might make my own top 10 list one of these days.(..)

Regards, Yvonne