Smaug vs Night King

Started by relentless15 pages
Originally posted by NemeBro
Is Night King physically capable of stopping Smaug from shoving the Night King up his ass hole, or of doing anything to escape it? Didn't think so. 👆

NK has projectiles, accuracy and a way to obscure Smaugs vision with that huge snow storm he pulled off in Battle of Winterfell; not to mention the thousands of dead he can place between himself and the dragon. I say Smaug doesn't even get anywhere near close enough to NK to grab him and that leaves him very vulnerable to attack.

Smaug wins via killing Night King with his only weakness: leaping towards him in slow motion.

Originally posted by relentless1
NK has projectiles,

That won't hurt him.

accuracy

To do what? Ineffectually plink ice spears in hard to hit areas?

and a way to obscure Smaugs vision with that huge snow storm he pulled off in Battle of Winterfell;

Running and hiding is indeed his only option.

not to mention the thousands of dead he can place between himself and the dragon.

Smaug can go through them as easily as he goes through air.

But no, he can't do that, at least in the first round.

I say Smaug doesn't even get anywhere near close enough to NK to grab him and that leaves him very vulnerable to attack.

Smaug isn't a tiny weak semi-dragon like GoT ones. Drogon, the biggest of the dragons, is allegedly 230 feet long.

Smaug is 436 feet long.

He also doesn't have a bulbous fire gland that explodes when penetrated like a GoT dragon.

Smaug would be effectively invincible against the Night King and his army, and would easily overpower him and shove him up his anus until his erect dragon cock ejaculates all over everyone.

Unless Night King can hit Smaug's weak spot, Night King is anally raped.

Smaug wrecks him. I told you so.

Smaug could just step on the Night King for the win.

1. And where is the Night King getting all these spears?
2. The NK doesn't have 100% accuracy anyway
3. Smaug's hide is too tough for spears anyway

there's no way you can prove that Night Kings spear would bounce off Smaug, sure he was able to shrug off mortal weapons but the black spear that did pierce him was about the same size as the javelins NK was using, not even counting the magic factor present here

NK missed every throw save one. Smaug destroys him. The air is not going to be clouded with foggy debris and without his army he gets crushed.

Smaug wins

Originally posted by Impediment
Unless Night King can hit Smaug's weak spot, Night King is anally raped.
Originally posted by relentless1
there's no way you can prove that Night Kings spear would bounce off Smaug, sure he was able to shrug off mortal weapons but the black spear that did pierce him was about the same size as the javelins NK was using, not even counting the magic factor present here

You're assuming the ice spear has some special super-penetrating abilities and that's an assumption as we saw not-magical scorpion bolts kill a GoT dragon just the same and it's fairly safe to say those same GoT scorpion bolts wouldn't harm Smaug unless they hit his weak spot or spots if we include the eyes.

Originally posted by relentless1
there's no way you can prove that Night Kings spear would bounce off Smaug, sure he was able to shrug off mortal weapons but the black spear that did pierce him was about the same size as the javelins NK was using, not even counting the magic factor present here
You have it backwards, there's no way you can prove that the javelin can hurt him.

The dragons in GoT, even Drogon, are much smaller and weaker than Smaug.

Drogon is allegedly about 230 feet long.

https://www.businessinsider.com/game-of-thrones-dragons-size-747-plane-season-7-spoilers-2017-3

I say "allegedly" because I think that's a gross overestimation, but it doesn't matter, because Smaug is literally almost twice that length, at 130 meters/426 feet long:

https://www.fxguide.com/quicktakes/behind-the-scenes-of-weta-digitals-smaug/

That javelin impaled Viserion (who is even smaller and weaker than Drogon) sure, but it didn't go through, it stuck in. So it would be like stabbing Smaug with a boxcutter even if it did penetrate him.

Furthermore, dragons in GoT have glands on the sides of their mouths which produce their flames. If you pay attention, the Night King penetrated that gland, which is why there were explosions when he was stabbed. Smaug has no such weakness on the exterior of his body.

Smaug is considerably more powerful.

Lol, unless there's evidence that Smaug's scales can withstand an impact from Night King's spears, he ain't winning this!

But nice try, perhaps Ancalagon or Glaurung would have a better chance 😂

Night King doesent have a black arrow either so there goes yalls night king no limits fallacy

Smaug destroys with 0 effort and I have seen every single episode of GOT. This isnt even a fight

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Night King doesent have a black arrow either so there goes yalls night king no limits fallacy

Smaug destroys with 0 effort and I have seen every single episode of GOT. This isnt even a fight

One spear was all it took to kill Viserion.

The spear had 0 issue eviscerating a dragon. Unless you can prove that Smaug can withstand an ice spear, Smaug is doomed.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
One spear was all it took to kill Viserion.

The spear had 0 issue eviscerating a dragon. Unless you can prove that Smaug can withstand an ice spear, Smaug is doomed.

NK misses all the time. Smaug kills him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
NK misses all the time. Smaug kills him.

LOL!!!!! Smaug's size isn't helping him here! He will be impaled in no time.

You are really that dumb.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
LOL!!!!! Smaug's size isn't holping him here! He will be impaled in no time.

You are really that dumb.

He is powerful enough to destroy his body. NK is slow. He needs his army to be formidable.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He is powerful enough to destroy his body. NK is slow. He needs his army to be formidable.

One spear is all it takes to seriously wound Smaug.

Night King is immune to dragon fire. Enough time to pick another spear and impale the worm.

You forget the Winds of Winter. Smaug will have visibility issues.

Yall are overhyping the everloving shit outta nightking. Game Of Thrones loses to its superior and predecessor

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
One spear is all it takes to seriously wound Smaug.

Night King is immune to dragon fire. Enough time to pick another spear and impale the worm.

You forget the Winds of Winter. Smaug will have visibility issues.

He misses. They did not have that debris when the dragons first showed up. Smaug does not need to breathe fire to beat him. NK was bad at hitting anything when they were aware of him.