The riv6672 fail thread.

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riv6672 Senior Member

I came THAT close to picking up a hitchhiker.

A yuppie-ish, if disheveled looking guy w. a gas can and a baby stroller.

Then i thought, nooo, the can could be used to store my blood, and the “baby” in the stroller could be a 40 year old midget.
Screw THAT.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Did you at least get a hook hanging from your door handle?

riv6672 Senior Member

No, no hookers. It wasn't that kinda story!

Surtur Restricted

didnt u ever see "theres something about mary" ?!

Flyattractor Senior Member

That and He should have picked them up... Fresh Meat is hard to come by....

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Surtur
didnt u ever see "theres something about mary" ?!

I love Brett Favre!

riv6672 Senior Member

Turns out the recent cat disappearances in my neighborhood were not connected...

...to the new Chinese restaurant that opened up in town.

Judging by what was obviously a contract killing i witnessed this evening while jogging, the cats have gotten into an all out turf war w. The Coyote Mafia, and they're coming out on the losing end... omg_smilie

riv6672 Senior Member

Oh its rolling!

Flyattractor Senior Member

Wait until the LUNCH WAGON Shows up....

riv6672 Senior Member

It was a pretty vicious attack man. Cat parts seemed to be flying everywhere.

I got no beef w. The Coyote Mafia though. I’ve jogged all over the US at some point, usually by myself and before sunup and there have been coyotes around never bothering me.
Imma stay neutral in this conflict.

Flyattractor Senior Member

meep meep

riv6672 Senior Member

My neighbor got an 8 foot tall Lifeguard chair for his front yard

Paid $100 at auction!
Says he’s gonna chill in it over the summer and lord it over the neighborhood.
He let me sit in it and i did like the feeling of raw pow-ah...✅

Surtur Restricted

That shit sounds f*cking awesome.

Flyattractor Senior Member

We need a Pic of Riv in a red Speedo sitting in it.. RIVWATCH!

riv6672 Senior Member

I dont usually but i could pull it off...:

Flyattractor Senior Member

No! They need to be RED not Animal Print!

Surtur Restricted

It's only okay if it's real leopard skin from a leopard you killed yourself.

Stringer Senior Member

Might as well jump

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]No! They need to be RED not Animal Print! [/B]

I -do- look good in red...

Originally posted by Surtur
It's only okay if it's real leopard skin from a leopard you killed yourself.

Been a long time since i skinned me a cat...

riv6672 Senior Member

Please always remember and never forget, an elephant is loyal 100%.

I saw a baby elephant at the zoo today. Man elephants are cool.

Floppy ears, four knees, photographic memories....👆