The riv6672 fail thread.

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riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by riv6672
Been a long time since i skinned me a cat...

I only know the one way, though...🤨

BrolyBlack Restricted

Can we get a pic of this?

rudester Tommy

I thought you were in New York?

Flyattractor Senior Member

I once saw a Mama Elephant shit on its Kid and then Kick it in the head.

SO yeah....

riv6672 Senior Member

^^^Exactly.

If human parents were that strict we wouldn't have all these bratty little kids running around who turn into shit adults.

Elephants, yeah!

riv6672 Senior Member

Had a dental emergency today

My friend the dental hygienist got stuck at work through lunch and she was starving.
I was the only thing standing between her and light headedness. Thanks to a quick stop at a BKs drive through, i was able to save the day!

bluewaterrider Senior Member

If by "BKs" you mean Burger King, they used to have an AWESOME fish sandwich. Think they even called it "BK Big Fish" or "The Whaler".
Whatever the name, it was a darn good sandwich...

Flyattractor Senior Member

And now the poor person has Digestive Problems...

RIV IS A TERRIBLE HERO!!!!!!

riv6672 Senior Member

^^^not every story ends badly, Fly, in Riv-land!

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
If by "BKs" you mean Burger King, they used to have an AWESOME fish sandwich. Think they even called it "BK Big Fish" or "The Whaler".
Whatever the name, it was a darn good sandwich...

Not a fish guy, but i remember the name “ the whaler”!

Jmanghan Senior Member

Riv, BK man... really?

riv6672 Senior Member

Now i can eat stroopwafel and not wonder at the cooking process!

riv6672 Senior Member

Really.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Could have been worse... could haven Carl's Jr...

Surtur Restricted

I had a dental emergency at the age of 13. You see I wasn't allowed to bring snacks up to my room on the 2nd floor. My brother was also a tattle tale. So I told him to run upstairs and then downstairs as fast as he could and I'd time him so I could get a snack without him seeing cuz he was right there. I slipped the snack in my pocket as he ran upstairs.

Well coming down the stairs he tripped fell and knocked out both front teeth. Owned.

riv6672 Senior Member

^^^OH! Thats ****ing awesome!!! 😆

riv6672 Senior Member

There will be no Crystal Pepsi in our truck!!! 😠

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Lets all Have Lunch at Riv's RoachCoach!!!! [/B]

😆

rudester Tommy

Thought u were in New York, lol. Your a tall tale riv.

BrolyBlack Restricted

Run it into the ground for sure!

BrolyBlack Restricted

How many gold teeth did you lose?