The riv6672 fail thread.

I’m pretty okay w. the mix of genres.
I like a little bit of everything, really.

French fries? I wanna grab ‘em, lick my fingers after.

I feel like Patton!

Ugh.
Its hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. That will totally eat into our profits! 😛

Our yesterdays are like a string of pearls -- unbroken -- unchanging. But if we could change our past, would we totally hold out for a cute diamond brooch?

ostriches kill more people annually than getting hit in the head w. a rolling pin.

Fact!

I like Axe products.

I totally forgot Abraham Van Helsing was Dutch.
Suck it, Dracula!

I should make a pool cue next. That'd be dope!

Logged in a few minutes ago and had 6 PMs laughing at the OTF being flooded today. 😆

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

“An elephants foot is designed in such a way that elephants actually walk on the tips of their toes.”

What? Why those prancing little—- 😆

I felt like that when i shaved my stache before going to basic training.

Well, i COULD, but man, there would be repercussions!

Well, not polka obviously.

Potato chips. You cannot eat chips w. chopsticks!

“The thimble is thought to have been invented by Dutch tailors.”

Good deal!

[QUOTE=16925095]Originally posted by riv6672
...you can still hear him POSTING!!!

I should re-read the Harry Potter series.