Its weird that Austin Powers is a spy; everyone seems to know who he is!
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Found it!
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The actual law firm of McDonald, Berger & King...😂
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Nah, i already had a bloody nose recently!
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J/K, we dont serve eggs!
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In society, where devotion to one's family is frequently sacrificed on the alter of ambition... Babysitters can make some damn good money!
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You can fall UP stairs.
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Fact!
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I used to be a Speed-stick guy, but i converted.
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I gotta figure out the dimensions and weight though.
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Originally posted by Astner What kind of pussy goes to a salon to get waxed? You go to the hardware store, you buy some silver tape, stick it to your balls, and then you let it rip.
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I went Dutch at lunch today, actually. We ate Chinese, though!
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Re: Some say, on quiet nights...
[QUOTE=16925095]Originally posted by riv6672 ...you can still hear him POSTING!!!
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To think i thought it’d be a kiddie book.
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The guy was a babe magnet though.
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Ah, the pre military stache. So gnarly and untrimmed. 😂
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Its kinda cool though, if my threads are pushed to page 2, i know its time to post to them! 😄
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My dod killed a big fat lizard today, though!
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Shit, i forgot something today. An elephant i am not!