The riv6672 fail thread.

I know my friend is gonna love sitting in his big ass chair watching the festivities!

Knowing the internet, i’d become a meme.

Corn. On. The. Cob!

We had a laugh over it...

I knew a Specialist once last name of Major.
She worked for the Sergeant Major, and answered the phone “Sergeant Major’s office, Specialist Major speaking how may i help you?”
Not TOO confusing.

Then she was promoted, and answered the phone, “Sergeant Major’s office, Sergeant Major speaking how may i help you?”
VERY confusing!

...plus i had to keep it trimmed so carefully. It wasn't worth the hassle!

An epoch, (not to be confused with epic), like an era, is a period of time. An epoch is longer than an era and can cover more than one lifetime. ... An eon is a very long time indeed. It is the longest period of geological time. Geologists subdivide an eon into eras.

In the middle ages, an hour was considered to be made up of 40 minutes, with each minute divided into 40 moments. Disregarding the elastic notions of time then prevailing, and allowing 3,600 modern seconds to the hour, that gives us 90 seconds to each moment.

Button – a unit of length which has been used in the UK. It is defined as 1⁄12 in (2.1 mm).

Malarkey.
That word hasnt been popular in ages. Wonder where it comes from.

Well, i now know the Dutch call them Klompen! 😆

In England, not only is patience a virtue, its a card game.

Fact!

At approximately 75 inches long, both twin and full mattresses may be too short for some adults.

I mean, i dont use a ton of the stuff. Just a well placed spritz here and there.

As long as i’m not the one doing the work, i give them my blessing!

Our greatest achievements do more than heal the sick and give strength to the weak, they also let us stream some kick ass shows on Netflix.

Jeez, turns out theres names for each part of the wood sections!

Kontoh: the top of each handle.
Jukon-bu: the upper area of the handle.
Chukon-bu: the center part of the handle.
Kikon-bu: the lower part of the handle.
Kontei: the bottom of the handle.

[QUOTE=16925095]Originally posted by riv6672
...you can still hear him POSTING!!!

I am a Slytherin, btw.