The riv6672 fail thread.

...the nice clothes...

No way could Mel Brooks have made that movie today.

Luckily i was shaving my head for a good while before i ever joined the Army.

Megan Bacon. That. Is. Awesome!

...he took a pic of it and put it on his social media.

Aw, i guess they have too many genetic differences to make interbreeding viable...

“The only known crossbreed between an African and an Asian elephant was born in the Chester zoo in 1978. The bull calf “Motty” died, despite intensive nursing care, two weeks after its birth.”

...nah, my dog’s not that urban!

Hotdogs of course.

He’s such a ham! 😂

Best not to tempt fate!

“According to Oxford Dictionaries, malarkey is "meaningless talk; nonsense," it came into use in the 1920s and its specific origin is unknown.“

Hmmmm...

“The Dutch have been wearing wooden shoes, or clogs, or “Klompen” since medieval times.”

But why. Must Google more!

A monkey doesn't necessarily do everything it sees.

Fact!

The Panama Canal connects the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans. It is a 48 mile canal that is important for international maritime trade. Construction of the canal began in 1881by France, but there were engineering problems and too many people were dying due to disease. Construction stopped until the US took over in 1904. They took 10 years to complete the canal.

Body spray should be used AFTER a shower, not IN PLACE of a shower! 😂

And, now they cant decide on a design. 🙄

The most powerful thing we pass along to our children may not reside in the genes... but in the thongs.

^^^This is gonna take more work than i thought!

Okay, that one was more funny than creepy!