Read the stips!! Batman/Punisher vs Thor

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Thor stomps while massively holding back so he doesn't kill these 2

Based on?

And which rounds?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11133/111333401/6500158-1233.jpg

Strength is good. But:
https://i.imgur.com/RsDySMz.jpg


Round 1 and 2 r spite.
Also pressure points r not a given when Thor is not written down.

Round 3.
Still Thor. His strength is too much. He can prolly keep them off balance with shockwaves or ground quakes and such. If he uses his speed it's even worse.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Round 1 and 2 r spite.
Also pressure points r not a given when Thor is not written down.

Round 3.
Still Thor. His strength is too much. He can prolly keep them off balance with shockwaves or ground quakes and such. If he uses his speed it's even worse.

No groundquakes or shockwaves or t claps. He's fighting with honour, attempting to slash them before they slash him. Like with Wolverine, who slashed him plenty.

Pressure points still affected him there in that scan...in round two, they can target those points with knives now. But accept that it's not a given. Debatable, one might say.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Round 1 and 2 r spite.
Also pressure points r not a given when Thor is not written down.

Round 3.
Still Thor. His strength is too much. He can prolly keep them off balance with shockwaves or ground quakes and such. If he uses his speed it's even worse.

This

The only reason Thor sometimes comes off slower is because he massively limits his physical speed and strength to avoid accidental undue damage or death to mortals and their environment. Thor can swing his hammer, attack and travel at many times the speed of light.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Contribute or stop trolling, please..

I asked nicely.

Reported.

Odinson and Gorr were knocking each other from planet to planet throughout a star system in moments Anyone that ever thought Thor's "combat speed" was slow, or anything less than massively faster than light is simply ignorant

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
The only reason Thor sometimes comes off slower is because he massively limits his physical speed and strength to avoid accidental undue damage or death to mortals and their environment. Thor can swing his hammer, attack and travel at many times the speed of light.

Fair enough. Mjolnir isn't here though.

He can emit lightning without the hammer.

Edit. Whoops, forgot the stips.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Fair enough. Mjolnir isn't here though.

He has a feat of him moving so fast he pops a sonic boom in Heimdalls ear. I'll post it soon lol

Here's an example though. On you if you wanna accept it, personally it's still Thors power but whateves

Speed of Lady Thor.... Covering 400,000,000 miles in two punches. Basically no longer then a second and a half.

An average punch speed is at 11 m/s. Where maximum for humans is at 14 m/s. What I wrote up there was on a whim but the truth is clearly faster

If you really want to be accurate (hoping my calculations correct here) with what I've just said a human takes 0.18 seconds to perform a single punch.

.18 x 5 = more or less one second. 5 x 400 mil equals. 2 billion miles. 2 billion miles in a second. Light travels at 187,000 miles per second. Which means they travelled at 10660 times the speed of light casually while fighting...

It takes a nano second to reach the speed of light which is 187000miles. They did that 10,000 times over within the fight.

Nuff said lol

team takes turn gangbang thor, this thread needs more stilt

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
No groundquakes or shockwaves or t claps. He's fighting with honour, attempting to slash them before they slash him. Like with Wolverine, who slashed him plenty.

Pressure points still affected him there in that scan...in round two, they can target those points with knives now. But accept that it's not a given. Debatable, one might say.

Not sure why not using ure strength is not honorable. 😮
Weird because he's so exponentially stronger than both that there can accidental battefield destruction. But ok...

K so he's nerfed even further... Hmm.
R 1 and 2 still spite.
R3 he can lose if he takes it easy. He can win if he actually uses his speed. Only thing with that he's not a "speedster" so I dont see his control over his speed as nuanced as a traditional speedster. I see him using his speed more forcefully which can kill these squishies. Hmm...

It did? Which scan? Looks like it pretty much failed in my scan.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Based on?

And which rounds?

Didn't notice the rounds in the OP my bad. He could lose round 3 if he fights like he normally does against street level guys. If he cuts loose he could still win IMO

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Not sure why not using ure strength is not honorable. 😮
Weird because he's so exponentially stronger than both that there can accidental battefield destruction. But ok...

K so he's nerfed even further... Hmm.
R 1 and 2 still spite.
R3 he can lose if he takes it easy. He can win if he actually uses his speed. Only thing with that he's not a "speedster" so I dont see his control over his speed as nuanced as a traditional speedster. I see him using his speed more forcefully which can kill these squishies. Hmm...

It did? Which scan? Looks like it pretty much failed in my scan.

He's not that nerfed, especially compared to Batman who has zero gadgets.....or Punisher, who has zero guns.....plus, he's still a fricking high herald no? One of the highest in Marvel, who goes trans on occasion?

Against two humans. Complaining (or remarking) that he's nerfed is.....weird.

Btw, I don't think I need to remind everyone that they fight in character here. Just without powers.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He's not that nerfed, especially compared to Batman who has zero gadgets.....or Punisher, who has zero guns.....plus, he's still a fricking high herald no? One of the highest in Marvel, who goes trans on occasion?

Against two humans. Complaining (or remarking) that he's nerfed is.....weird.

Btw, I don't think I need to remind everyone that they fight in character here. Just without powers.


Round 1 and 2 Thor.

Round 3...
Ermm.. Not really complaining but...
U want him to fight two people out of his normal portrayal against two who r still fighting within their normal portayal.
Its moot even mentioning "going trans" because now he has to walk on even more egg shells in these stips.
Not to mention your stipulation of no shockwaves and such was not originally in your op. It was added only after it was brought up.
Hence why i said weird.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Round 1 and 2 Thor.

Round 3...
Ermm.. Not really complaining but...
U want him to fight two people out of his normal portrayal against two who r still fighting within their normal portayal.
Its moot even mentioning "going trans" because now he has to walk on even more egg shells in these stips.
Not to mention your stipulation of no shockwaves and such was not originally in your op. It was added only after it was brought up.
Hence why i said weird.

Forum rules. I can add clarifications within two days or twonpages.. I thought it was clear originally that I wanted a knife fight, hence the addition of knives. Which is why I didn't mention it - I didn't think Thor needed to resort to t claps and groundpounds. Did you not say he could dig a trench faster than the eye could see? With such a guy, ten slashes would be nothing, especially as he would be holding something as light as a simple knife.

He's holding his strength back perhaps (you're the expert here) but he has ZERO reason to hold his speed and skill back. He doesn't want to get cut, so under these stips, and with his speed and skills gleaned from thousands of years of fighting, surely he can slash these guys before they slash him?

I mean, replace Thor under these stips with Flash, or Quicksilver, or Spidey, or Wolverine - they could all do it. Flash and QS obv faster than the other two, sure, but no one would cry that Flash is walking on eggshells. He sees a blade, he'll avoid it.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Forum rules. I can add clarifications within two days or twonpages.. I thought it was clear originally that I wanted a knife fight, hence the addition of knives. Which is why I didn't mention it - I didn't think Thor needed to resort to t claps and groundpounds. Did you not say he could dig a trench faster than the eye could see? With such a guy, ten slashes would be nothing, especially as he would be holding something as light as a simple knife.

He's holding his strength back perhaps (you're the expert here) but he has ZERO reason to hold his speed and skill back. He doesn't want to get cut, so under these stips, and with his speed and skills gleaned from thousands of years of fighting, surely he can slash these guys before they slash him?

I mean, replace Thor under these stips with Flash, or Quicksilver, or Spidey, or Wolverine - they could all do it. Flash and QS obv faster than the other two, sure, but no one would cry that Flash is walking on eggshells. He sees a blade, he'll avoid it.


Did i say that? I guess ure referencing this? Actually it says "almost faster". A human would most likely see him as a blur here. Havent brought that up at all in this thread actually.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Only thing with that he's not a "speedster" so I dont see his control over his speed as nuanced as a traditional speedster. I see him using his speed more forcefully which can kill these squishies.

Look above.
Although he has traditional speedsterlike showings, he's not your traditional speedster. Even with the scan above, slashing someone without killing them takes a little more refinement.
But if we're gonna take his best showings of movement, then he prolly can outslash them.