Weakest character who can beat Superman for a majority?

Started by DarkSaint857 pages
Originally posted by carver9
I dont know why people are saying I have a high opinion if Marvel when almost everyone minus 3 people I gave the win over Superman are DC people. Lol

Iyo, where do those three Marvel characters stand in relation to the DC characters?

Originally posted by Sin I AM
lol she did good but not that good. Surfer probably could've taken him solo though

Surfer is extremely weakened. He couldnt have taken anything. A group of Heralds couldnt even hold him.

Originally posted by carver9
I dont know why people are saying I have a high opinion if Marvel when almost everyone minus 3 people I gave the win over Superman are DC people. Lol

Sentry, Surfer, Adam Warlock, Genis, Plutonian

Your math teacher is rolling in his grave

I know you can't read carv, but look like you can't count either

Ok, I miss counted. Still more DC. I know next to nothing about Plutonian minus the fts Galan posted and talked about. So I dont know if hes Marvel or DC. I still dont think a lot of Marvel characters can beat Superman whereas I put more faith in DC characters either splitting or pulling a majority.

Originally posted by carver9
Surfer is extremely weakened. He couldnt have taken anything. A group of Heralds couldnt even hold him.

And how many heralds have Superman taken again?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He excluded plenty, it's not a bad list.

Though I doubt even goober would support Adam Warlock, as he admits his main feats are character moments and monologues, when he's talking about his butthole's role in the universe and such.


Yeah there's no way I'd support Warlock against Supes for the majority in a forum fight based on feats. In any given story I can accept Warlock accomplishing anything, but trying to support him on the forum is just... well it's a headache and a half because his stories never really seem to be about how powerful he is, they're about how cool he is. I always remember during the original IG saga when he started mouthing off to Galactus maybe 10 feet from G's head. G responds with an eye blast MEANT to kill Warlock which definitely looks like hit and engulfs the guy. Smoke clears, Warlocks apparently vaporized... but oh no, we then see Warlock sitting on top G's head without so much as a scratch talking shit again lol. I mean WTF, that's just f*cking boss. The guy strait up b*tched Meph inside of Hades and forced his unconditional surrender in a way that the likes of Thor and Surfer have never really been able to. Then again Herc beat his ass something fierce and it still seemed totally believable. I love the guy, but he's just not one who's well fitted for forum battles.

Remember that kid in primary school, who everybody knew was mentally the slowest of them all? And he used to say his dumb thoughts out loud and everybody, including the teacher, laughed at him, but in his slow mind he saw everybody giving him attention, so he thought he was doing something right?

At 40 years old, he's still in that state of existence.

Just a week ago, he was in a bathroom, making a photo with duck lips.

When people laughed at him he, being conditioned like that since his early days, thought that's approval.

He came upon a married woman in her 50s, rightfully named "SIN", and went "yo grl luk at ma sexy face wanna fuk haha yo nice phone"

If not for Delta3921381288321, swiftly calling the police, that nice old lady would have probably been stalked for ages. And who knows what this vagina-lips hound would have done to her.

People, he needs your help to snap him out of it.

Philo, hush, weirdo. Lol... you're so weird. Also, I didnt get made fun of in school. I was (and still is) loved.

Originally posted by carver9
I dont know why people are saying I have a high opinion if Marvel when almost everyone minus 3 people I gave the win over Superman are DC people. Lol

So more of a Superman hater, then DC next.

Originally posted by h1a8
So more of a Superman hater, then DC next.

Wouldnt say that. You couldve always asked why I picked those characters rather than make claims.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He excluded plenty, it's not a bad list.

Though I doubt even goober would support Adam Warlock, as he admits his main feats are character moments and monologues, when he's talking about his butthole's role in the universe and such.

Warlock is picked because he's the sexiest of them all

OMG HOW DID I EVER FORGET ABOUT THANOS'S SWIMMING TRUNKS!? 😂

Originally posted by carver9
Surfer is extremely weakened. He couldnt have taken anything. A group of Heralds couldnt even hold him.

He's not weakened. He still can use his PC he's just intangible which is a plus considering you can't physically harm him.

@Saint. She hasn't portrayed the offensive output to hang with Heralds. It's impressive but an outlier

Originally posted by Sin I AM
He's not weakened. He still can use his PC he's just intangible which is a plus considering you can't physically harm him.

@Saint. She hasn't portrayed the offensive output to hang with Heralds. It's impressive but an outlier

Huh? He isn't weakened? Where did you get this from? Didnt he mention that he is still weakened recently? I can find the scan but I want to see what your answer is going to be.

I still think a bubble in the brain would be sufficient to take many heralds out sneer

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Iyo, where do those three Marvel characters stand in relation to the DC characters?

@Carver.

Originally posted by darthgoober
OMG HOW DID I EVER FORGET ABOUT THANOS'S SWIMMING TRUNKS!? 😂

from my eye estimate it's obvious Warlock has a bigger junk than the purple teletubbie

that's why when Thanos is trying his best to hit on Moondragon, she's looking thirsty towards Adam Warlock, we clearly see who's the chad of the group

Thanos wanting nigh-omnipotent power all the time is just overcompensation, jealous of Warlock's superior genetic

....wait what did I just type...

Originally posted by carver9
Huh? He isn't weakened? Where did you get this from? Didnt he mention that he is still weakened recently? I can find the scan but I want to see what your answer is going to be.

He's not whole but I don't recall any scene where he says he was weakened. He just seems to be trapped in a phantom state. He can still blast and use his exotic abilities but no h2h which is a plus for him since his h2h isn't much to write home about.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I still think a bubble in the brain would be sufficient to take many heralds out sneer

Until she does it I won't believe it. BW recently threatened sue with a gun that could shoot thru her forcefields. Sue stood down. It was a bluff but if Sue was that powerful she'd had laughed it off

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
@Carver.

It's more than 3 but let's just pick Surfer, Warlock and Sentry.

I think that Sentry is above every single person on the list. Yes, he can beat Hulk as well (just wanted to add that). Surfer, I already said he is the Prime Herald but Zatanna could probably take him.

That leaves Warlock and the only, ONLY reason I give Warlock the edge is due to magic. Rebirth Superman showings against magic have been terrible. They made magic>>>Kryptonite under some writers. Take away Superman magic weakness and he outright annihilates Warlock.

Originally posted by carver9
It's more than 3 but let's just pick Surfer, Warlock and Sentry.

I think that Sentry is above every single person on the list. Yes, he can beat Hulk as well (just wanted to add that). Surfer, I already said he is the Prime Herald but Zatanna could probably take him.

That leaves Warlock and the only, ONLY reason I give Warlock the edge is due to magic. Rebirth Superman showings against magic have been terrible. They made magic>>>Kryptonite under some writers. Take away Superman magic weakness and he outright annihilates Warlock.

So basically, the reason why people say you are Marvel biased, is because despite naming more DC characters, you still place Marvel above them.

I'm sure you knew this. But just pointing it out. THIS is why.