Coronavirus

Started by eThneoLgrRnae504 pages
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
bullets too

Your post has just been reported to the FBI for threatening the Commander-in-Chief. 😉

Originally posted by Surtur
Viruses are enemies of the state.

So are leaches that pretend they can’t work and abuse state and government funding

if you deprive the virus of living organic cells, it dies off.

🙂

The government is gonna give out free heat lamps

Originally posted by Surtur
We're gonna need the NRA. Only they have people skilled enough to shoot viruses with bullets.

He was obviously referring to Trump as the "virus" and said "bullets" stop viruses too. He was threatening our great president.

Bash, expect a visit soon from the feds. 😉

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Your post has just been reported to the FBI for threatening the Commander-in-Chief. 😉

dur

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Your post has just been reported to the FBI for threatening the Commander-in-Chief. 😉

He won't care about this. If you wanna get his attention report it to his sisters.

Originally posted by Surtur
He won't care about this. If you wanna get his attention report it to his sisters.

😆 😆

it would be funny if you did waste the fbi's time and got them pissed off at you.

i was responding to jaden's fascinating theory of cocaine killing the coronavirus. an overdose would also definitely kill it, btw

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
it would be funny if you did waste the fbi's time and got them pissed off at you.

i was responding to jaden's fascinating theory of cocaine killing the coronavirus. an overdose would also definitely kill it, btw

It doesn't. But idiots on Facebook think it does.

I saw we give people infected cocaine. If it doesn't help they will at least be on cocaine.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
It doesn't. But idiots on Facebook think it does.

we might lose a lot of cokeheads because of this

Originally posted by Surtur
I saw we give people infected cocaine. If it doesn't help they will at least be on cocaine.

More money for the cartels to build those roads you like so much.

Originally posted by Stringer
https://news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-covid-19-news-and-live-updates-120246923.html
Good move, honestly.

Tom Hanks caught it

So Europeans can't go in to the US for the next month, but British people are somehow exempt?

And what about China?

Or did I miss something? Please tell me I did.

There is always one cry baby in the group

Originally posted by Surtur
Nice, the WNBA has already been practicing this for years.

Originally posted by Raptor22
😆

the joy i got from this joke is only matched by my disappointment in not coming up with it myself.

It's a teehee for sure. Sometimes, Surt is on fire.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Your post has just been reported to the FBI for threatening the Commander-in-Chief. 😉

That's a bit of a stretch. He'd have to make several comments like that, publicly, over a week or two to get visited by the Feds.

But, yes, I would avoid saying shit like that unless you want to be interrogated. 👆