The how to troll thread.

Started by Old Man Whirly!6 pages

The how to troll thread.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Almost everyone at KMC is some kind of troll. We all have our trolling tricks.

Surt has threatened to follow me round before posting under me, always a good tactic, he and I are past that I hope.

Flystar posts ridiculous shit expecting a reaction.

S and M asks endless banal questions.

I use the weaponized dur emoji as Bada initially patented years ago.

What trolling methods do you employ? I want some solid ideas to create the perfect troll thread on another forum for lulz.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Almost everyone at KMC is some kind of troll. We all have our trolling tricks.

Surt has threatened to follow me round before posting under me, always a good tactic, he and I are past that I hope.

Flystar posts ridiculous shit expecting a reaction.

S and M asks endless banal questions.

I use the weaponized dur emoji as Bada initially patented years ago.

What trolling methods do you employ? I want some solid ideas to create the perfect troll thread on another forum for lulz.

Argue with imp that Voldemort beats Doc Manhattan, works for quan

Originally posted by steverules_2
Argue with imp that Voldemort beats Doc Manhattan, works for quan
Yes but many things work for Quan, like Broly he is a tornado, DDM stated this recently.

Re: The how to troll thread.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Almost everyone at KMC is some kind of troll.

I have no idea what you're talking about 🙂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I have no idea what you're talking about 🙂
You of course are the exception 😉

I don't troll.

Re: The how to troll thread.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Almost everyone at KMC is some kind of troll. We all have our trolling tricks.

Surt has threatened to follow me round before posting under me, always a good tactic, he and I are past that I hope.

Flystar posts ridiculous shit expecting a reaction.

S and M asks endless banal questions.

I use the weaponized dur emoji as Bada initially patented years ago.

What trolling methods do you employ? I want some solid ideas to create the perfect troll thread on another forum for lulz.

Easy. Whatever their beliefs are, post the opposite. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge

Re: Re: The how to troll thread.

Originally posted by Stringer
Easy. Whatever their beliefs are, post the opposite. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge

That's not how you troll. That's the exact opposite of trolling.

Originally posted by Stringer
Easy. Whatever their beliefs are, post the opposite. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge
I was thinking that but it's so old. I was going to go with the old classic America should be ruled by France and then talk about all the things that the French do better, wine, culture, the language of love, food etc. Then when the usual response like France are cowards I was going to go with Napoleon, french don't wash I was going to go with hillbillies, Texans and people from Florida etc.

Well if you’re going for specifics just do the anti-trump card. As you can see on this forum, it works really well. And the best part is that you don’t have to fake it

Sometimes, the exact same set of words, presented in different environments, could be considered trolling or not trolling.

For example:
Attending a black lives matter event with public speakers and a Q&A session.

You would be trolling by asking the guest speaker to address the fact that white people are disproportionately victims of police violence, per reported rates of crime victimization, compared to black people (meaning, people report being victims of crimes from black people more often than people report being victims of crime from white people - and the rates still show similar ratios across geography, race, and age - and when you represent police violence against those groups, white people are overrepresented meaning police are more likely to confront white people with violence than black people based on rates of occurrence. This is a much different narrative than you are commonly told and the data is far more complicated than "black people are harmed more by police." It's not that simple. Never is.), you MIGHT be trolling. You MIGHT be met with tons of anger.

However, bring up the same topic in an academic setting where police are attending the class as part of a program, you could help the police, perhaps, mete their violent actions against white people. Maybe you could reduce the amount of police violence against white people by having this frank conversation.

It doesn't matter that you're using facts. One forum, it's clearly trolling. In another forum, it's to help influence positive change and have a meaningful discussion.

Re: Re: Re: The how to troll thread.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
That's not how you troll. That's the exact opposite of trolling.

👍

I don't even need to try anymore.

I could say "my favorite color is blue" and someone here would find reason to utterly lose their shit over it.

It's awesome 🙂

Originally posted by Stringer
Well if you’re going for specifics just do the anti-trump card. As you can see on this forum, it works really well. And the best part is that you don’t have to fake it

Agreed. Just a valid criticism of trump or facts which put him in a bad light. Infinite troll coins awarded

Originally posted by Surtur
I don't even need to try anymore.

I could say "my favorite color is blue" and someone here would find reason to utterly lose their shit over it.

It's awesome 🙂

It's spelled "Colour". ****ing dipshit moron spastic retard prick ****.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
It's spelled "Colour". ****ing dipshit moron spastic retard prick ****.

That's not how it would be in Scottish dialect!

Tis spelt colour, ye eejit!

Originally posted by Surtur
I don't even need to try anymore.

I could say "my favorite color is blue" and someone here would find reason to utterly lose their shit over it.

It's awesome 🙂

Hey Whirly, the victim card works well too

Originally posted by Stringer
Hey Whirly, the victim card works well to

Well yes you would know all about that 🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
Well yes you would know all about that 🙂

Explain

No 🙂

^Another way to troll folks