Grigori Rasputin: The Mad Monk

This enigmatic man has been haunting my dreams, as of late and I have been feverishly researching as much as I can about him. He has cheated death several times, apparently. He lived an obscure live to say the least, but what is your take on him and his legacy?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/murder-rasputin-100-years-later-180961572/

I cosplayed as the female Rasputin bbn once

His story is super weird/strange, for sure.

Reading more into his life I can honestly consider him a role model.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Reading more into his life I can honestly consider him a role model.

His upcoming is kinda influential. Weird but influential

Rasputin would dominate Bash

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Rasputin would dominate Bash

Poor Bash wouldn’t know what hit him.

I heard ole Raspy was hung like a horse, well over 9". Why the women loved him.

Originally posted by Robtard
I heard ole Raspy was hung like a horse, well over 9". Why the women loved him.

I look up to him in more than one way.

Well he's dead, so you're going to have to settle for Broly's "solid five inches" in your backdoor, m8.

I heard when Raspers deficated lightbolts came out through his fingertips

Originally posted by Robtard
Well he's dead, so you're going to have to settle for Broly's "solid five inches" in your backdoor, m8.

Don’t tell me how to live my life. A girl can have her fantasies.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Don’t tell me how to live my life. A girl can have her fantasies.

So you're fantasizing about Rasputin while Rob fantasizes about Broly.

Originally posted by Robtard
I heard ole Raspy was hung like a horse, well over 9". Why the women loved him.

Apparently, the relic of his penis is actually a sea cucumber. Since that is the basis for that rumor, it appears to be untrue.

I read that he smelled bad tho, maybe thats why he got tossed in a river

Originally posted by Surtur
So you're fantasizing about Rasputin while Rob fantasizes about Broly.

Pretty much.

I heard he wrote letters to the royal family saying if he died they'd die.

Thank god he was wrong they lived happily ever af-oh...oh right.

Originally posted by Surtur
I heard he wrote letters to the royal family saying if he died they'd die.

Thank god he was wrong they lived happily ever af-oh...oh right.

That royal family was lecherous and were demonic tyrants. Rasputin did a service for his country by indirectly outing them with his curse.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Don’t tell me how to live my life. A girl can have her fantasies.

Originally posted by Surtur
So you're fantasizing about Rasputin while Rob fantasizes about Broly.

^Should just come out of the closet already, it's 2020