Grigori Rasputin: The Mad Monk

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Apparently, the relic of his penis is actually a sea cucumber. Since that is the basis for that rumor, it appears to be untrue.

Ah, so that's where the rumor comes from. TBF, it could still be true despite the fake penis relic, the ladies did seem to really love him

Originally posted by Surtur
I read that he smelled bad tho, maybe thats why he got tossed in a river

Apparently, he did not bathe. So he must have been pretty revolting.

I would have accepted him with open arms (and legs).

I heard he loved Gregorian chant music which I respect him for that

Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
I heard he loved Gregorian chant music which I respect him for that

Originally posted by Eon Blue
have you ever heard Enya?

Love her

I love listening to Enya in a hot bath with lit candles to the luxurious moonlight. Such lavish notions to conclude the night with.

She drowns out the reprehensible rap music my neighbor plays next door. Raspy would approve.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I love listening to Enya in a hot bath with lit candles to the luxurious moonlight. Such lavish notions to conclude the night with.

Sounds nice.

I like to read so I'd replicate that same scenario except with an e-book.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Sounds nice.

I like to read so I'd replicate that same scenario except with an e-book.

Nice. What are some of your favorite types of books to read?

I enjoy reading open prose form poetry: Rimbaud, Kerouac, Neruda to really set the mood in, occasionally.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Nice. What are some of your favorite types of books to read?

At this moment, I am reading Against The Gods.

In my Kindle E-Book Library, I am reading Y The Last Man On Earth graphic novel before watching the TV Show.

I also really enjoy the RPG Worlds or VRMMORPG novels such as Alter World and Chaos Seeds.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I enjoy reading open prose form poetry: Rimbaud, Kerouac, Neruda to really set the mood in, occasionally.

I also write poetry but I only enjoy the kind that has alliteration or rhyming in it because my "mind's ear" needs to enjoy a scrumptious meal of words.

Such as:

Whirly is Squirrly
by Nasty Seuss

Not a real fighter,
Just a gaslighter.

With many thoughts retarded,
the air he spoke was farted.

To keep all his thoughts rightly straight,
He takes heaps of drugs by the crate.

His balls smell like old cheese because he doesn't clean.
That is why he has a sig as Wolverine.

Originally posted by dadudemon
At this moment, I am reading Against The Gods.

In my Kindle E-Book Library, I am reading Y The Last Man On Earth graphic novel before watching the TV Show.

I also really enjoy the RPG Worlds or VRMMORPG novels such as Alter World and Chaos Seeds.

I also write poetry but I only enjoy the kind that has alliteration or rhyming in it because my "mind's ear" needs to enjoy a scrumptious meal of words.

Such as:

[b]Whirly is Squirrly
by Nasty Seuss

Not a real fighter,
Just a gaslighter.

With many thoughts retarded,
the air he spoke was farted.

To keep all his thoughts rightly straight,
He takes heaps of drugs by the crate.

His balls smell like old cheese because he doesn't clean.
That is why he has a sig as Wolverine. [/B]

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
🙂 could this forum get anymore about me today?

I hope you enjoyed it.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
🙂 could this forum get anymore about me today?

I don't think it's possible, m8. You're in their hearts, minds and butts again 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't think it's possible, m8. You're in their hearts, minds and butts again 🙂

Satan isn’t real, but Whirly is. Who’s worse?

Whirly actually reminds me of Santa.

Jolly St. Whirly you say?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Did I win the Antifa thread?

You won KMC today I think. And all you had to do was post a story about Trump's appearing in Epstein's book and the allegations.

Originally posted by dadudemon
At this moment, I am reading Against The Gods.

In my Kindle E-Book Library, I am reading Y The Last Man On Earth graphic novel before watching the TV Show.

I also really enjoy the RPG Worlds or VRMMORPG novels such as Alter World and Chaos Seeds.

I also write poetry but I only enjoy the kind that has alliteration or rhyming in it because my "mind's ear" needs to enjoy a scrumptious meal of words.

Such as:

[b]Whirly is Squirrly
by Nasty Seuss

Not a real fighter,
Just a gaslighter.

With many thoughts retarded,
the air he spoke was farted.

To keep all his thoughts rightly straight,
He takes heaps of drugs by the crate.

His balls smell like old cheese because he doesn't clean.
That is why he has a sig as Wolverine. [/B]

You won the internet today, DDM. All it took was that awesome poem and they melted down.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
You won the internet today, DDM. All it took was that awesome poem and they melted down.

Thank you. It's all for entertainment and laughs.

haermm