Grigori Rasputin: The Mad Monk

Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
Yes! That's exactly it. I've wondered though why he originated in Russia. Like okay think about there's always been a Rasputin the universe isn't whole without one. So I'm thinking in a way he's like a waypoint for perhaps cosmic energy to hit the Earth as it spreads. That's why Russia time is so diffrent from ours. All that energy inverts there time from ours. The sun always has a big role

A very plausible theory since I have been reading so many accounts on Russian mysticism. He’s a universal force that is needed. A coin always has two sides and reality stranger than fiction persists in this flux of reality.

This waking world has always held a dire need for a Rasputin in every timeline. Think about the implications a revelation like this could have...

I've always assumed there're more waypoints. Are you familiar with the of Son of Fly theory it even predates Rasputin IV

Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
I've always assumed there're more waypoints. Are you familiar with the of Son of Fly theory it even predates Rasputin IV

Son of Fly, AKA The Doritos Baby is none other than Joshua Alexander, that pompous little pretender baby with a bottle in his mouth.

Whatever happened to that guy? He was my go to punching bag. He always thought I was a guy. I pitied his Avatar he said he was The Living Tribunal. I laughed in disappointment.

Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
Whatever happened to that guy? He was my go to punching bag. He always thought I was a guy. I pitied his Avatar he said he was The Living Tribunal. I laughed in disappointment.

The living laws of the universe dictate that every century, a literal blue moon shall appear in a cloud laden sky amidst flying horrors. The way I literally translate this sacred text, is this:The Son of Fly shall return with all of his wicked concubines to ensnare the sacred souls of the many.

JA was a pathetic piece of excrement living a lie as a human.

Now is there The Son of Fly and Son of Fly? From what I heard from a few scholars and Neil Gaiman that there is The Son of Fly which is the son of the first fly and then Son of Fly which is also The Doritos Baby

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Well stated, Fly. You have proven yourself.

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This is an apt response. Edmount James David Rasputin IV would be proud. His quasi mystical powers are in splendor.

I awoke from a fever dream awash with Russian mysticism and Rasputin himself descended from on high. He told me to visit Hillsong and to fervently pray to his image. This is truly a revelation among revelations and I know in my heart that this is what I must do.

O, Hillsong, your rich tapestries and fine walls will I encounter in person.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I awoke from a fever dream awash with Russian mysticism and Rasputin himself descended from on high. He told me to visit Hillsong and to fervently pray to his image. This is truly a revelation among revelations and I know in my heart that this is what I must do.

O, Hillsong, your rich tapestries and fine walls will I encounter in person.

That would be a damn good experience. You know the holy water that they give is actually called Purity Drink. It's pricey though and customs doesn't let you bring it back to the U.S

Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
She drowns out the reprehensible rap music my neighbor plays next door. Raspy would approve.

RAP>>>>>>>>RASPUTIN

Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
That would be a damn good experience. You know the holy water that they give is actually called Purity Drink. It's pricey though and customs doesn't let you bring it back to the U.S

I’ve heard the Purity Drink lets you visually see manifestations of angelic beings floating around.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[B]RAP>>>>>>>>RASPUTIN [/B]

Hell no.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Hell no.

RAP>>>>>>>>>>>>RASPUTIN/EON BLUE

They have an eatery across Hillsong and they serve Purity Meals. I know their Goulash is great. It's from a recipe Rasputin IV made.

Originally posted by dadudemon
At this moment, I am reading Against The Gods.

In my Kindle E-Book Library, I am reading Y The Last Man On Earth graphic novel before watching the TV Show.

I also really enjoy the RPG Worlds or VRMMORPG novels such as Alter World and Chaos Seeds.

I also write poetry but I only enjoy the kind that has alliteration or rhyming in it because my "mind's ear" needs to enjoy a scrumptious meal of words.

Such as:

[b]Whirly is Squirrly
by Nasty Seuss

Not a real fighter,
Just a gaslighter.

With many thoughts retarded,
the air he spoke was farted.

To keep all his thoughts rightly straight,
He takes heaps of drugs by the crate.

His balls smell like old cheese because he doesn't clean.
That is why he has a sig as Wolverine. [/B]

Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
They have an eatery across Hillsong and they serve Purity Meals. I know their Goulash is great. It's from a recipe Rasputin IV made.

I aim to try it with my next pilgrimage to Hillsong.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I aim to try it with my next pilgrimage to Hillsong.

It would be in your best interest

Behold the face of greatness. Supernova in effect.