The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Adam_PoE1,415 pages
Originally posted by Macklemore
Openly transphobic comment gets overlooked by Bash because he's nothing but a hypocritical phaggot.

Scribble, is that you? Is Scribble in the room with us now? Nothing I posted is transphobic.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Scribble, is that you? Is Scribble in the room with us now? Nothing I posted is transphobic.
You specifically targeted his transgenderism and wished him pain.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
I'm a bit not right when it comes to hot sauces. I like the ones that come with danger of death warnings. 100k scoville units and above. 7 figures on occasion.

I like spice, not heat. I want to be able to taste the sauce, and it should enhance the food. If it burns your tastebuds off, what is the point?

Originally posted by Macklemore
You specifically targeted his transgenderism and wished him pain.

No, I wished that she would transition to a woman . . . then transition to a man again . . . before finally transitioning off this mortal coil, because she likes to cum to people ****ing the corpses of children.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I like spice, not heat. I want to be able to taste the sauce, and it should enhance the food. If it burns your tastebuds off, what is the point?
As a prank?

In my experience, all hot sauces and chilis have delicious flavour regardless of heat unless they're out of date. Those joke chilis that some people give for free are flavourless because they're out of date and hot because they were already hot.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
No, I wished that she would transition to a woman . . . then transition to a man again . . . before finally transitioning off this mortal coil, because she likes to cum to people ****ing the corpses of children.
Reminds me of a joke I used to tell.

What's hilarious and red all over?
Dead babies.

(In case you missed the punchline, I'm talking about periods.)

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
I'm a bit not right when it comes to hot sauces. I like the ones that come with danger of death warnings. 100k scoville units and above. 7 figures on occasion.

Your poor anus

Originally posted by Macklemore
As a prank?

In my experience, all hot sauces and chilis have delicious flavour regardless of heat unless they're out of date. Those joke chilis that some people give for free are flavourless because they're out of date and hot because they were already hot.

No, the kind of sauces jaden described are bitter or flavorless. They are so hot that they kill taste buds and do not taste like much of anything.

Originally posted by Macklemore
Reminds me of a joke I used to tell.

What's hilarious and red all over?
Dead babies.

(In case you missed the punchline, I'm talking about periods.)

If the product of conception can be displaced with the uteral lining during menses, then it is not really a baby. As far as dead baby jokes go, it does not really work.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your poor anus

It is not so bad if you have a bidet. The real discomfort is the gastrointestinal inflammation and upset. And the burned mouth.

IM NOT IN FRANCE!

To me though, it's the burned out o-ring that is the worst part, I can take a lot of food-heat in my mouth and gut.

You get an initial taste usually up until you've chewed and swallowed whatever you're putting the sauce on (chicken usually for me). It's the mouth breathing that you can't really help doing that you get the mouth burn. Thankfully I don't really get any exit problems or gastrointestinal problems.

Don't have them too often these days.

Tried growing carolina reapers a few years back but only got 2 tiny ones from the plant before it croaked. They were fun.

Originally posted by Macklemore
*puts me on ignore list because no comeback*
*only posted to claim he wasn't BTFO*
It doesn't count if you put me on ignore, Bash.

Openly transphobic comment gets overlooked by Bash because he's nothing but a hypocritical phaggot.

wait, what do i owe you? nothing?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
wait, what do i owe you?

A gobble!

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
A gobble!

Unzip.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
You get an initial taste usually up until you've chewed and swallowed whatever you're putting the sauce on (chicken usually for me). It's the mouth breathing that you can't really help doing that you get the mouth burn. Thankfully I don't really get any exit problems or gastrointestinal problems.

Don't have them too often these days.

Tried growing carolina reapers a few years back but only got 2 tiny ones from the plant before it croaked. They were fun.

I've had carolina reaper biltong and that's amazingly delicious and incredibly hot. You really have to take your time with it.

Biltong sounds a lot like beef jerky

Is Scotch Bonnet spicy?

Had my eye on a bottle from a company called "Woodstock"?

About equal to a habanero

You should go for one of those over 1 million scoville units, destroy your anus some more.

Originally posted by Robtard
Biltong sounds a lot like beef jerky
No sugar, more fat, marinated and air dried.

It hasn't got that indulgent bbq flavour that every jerky has so when you get a chili kind you get essentially dried beef and super hot chili.

It's like 50% protein and 1-2 million scoville.

In terms of shitting, it's going to be really hot to the point of pain and really hard and wide to the point of pain (protein).

If your wife discovers it, she might never have sex with you again. This stuff would actually cuck Robtard!