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Originally posted by Macklemore
No sugar, more fat, marinated and air dried.

It hasn't got that indulgent bbq flavour that every jerky has so when you get a chili kind you get essentially dried beef and super hot chili.

It's like 50% protein and 1-2 million scoville.

In terms of shitting, it's going to be really hot to the point of pain and really hard and wide to the point of pain (protein).

If your wife discovers it, she might never have sex with you again. This stuff would actually cuck Robtard!

Sounds amazing. But I don't think chain supernarkets would carry it here.

Originally posted by Macklemore
No sugar, more fat, marinated and air dried.

It hasn't got that indulgent bbq flavour that every jerky has so when you get a chili kind you get essentially dried beef and super hot chili.

It's like 50% protein and 1-2 million scoville.

In terms of shitting, it's going to be really hot to the point of pain and really hard and wide to the point of pain (protein).

If your wife discovers it, she might never have sex with you again. This stuff would actually cuck Robtard!

😆

There's good beef jerky here too, just have to shop around. Good jerky is just beef with some salt and pepper and then dried.

But ya, a lot of it here is crap with added sugars and flavors.

Beef jerky is just way too sweet in comparison.

Cuck you, Robtard!

Yes, many are. But if you get the jerky that's just beef, salt and pepper, it's not sweet at all, you silly bastard.

TIL: Macklemore eats super spicy biltongs and then takes hard 12x12 inch turds that burn and tear his ass!

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, many are. But if you get the jerky that's just beef, salt and pepper, it's not sweet at all, you silly bastard.

TIL: Macklemore eats super spicy biltongs and then takes hard 12x12 inch turds that burn and tear his ass!

All will be forgiven if you take one of your 12x12 inch volcano turds on cdtm's chest.

Originally posted by Robtard
All will be forgiven if you take one of your 12x12 inch volcano turds on cdtm's chest.

I'll even try and saw it in half with my piss afterwards.

Biltong is pussy chilied dried meat next to nigerian Kilishi. Now that is hot.

Suya is the most perfect barbecued meat.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Biltong is pussy chilied dried meat next to nigerian Kilishi. Now that is hot.

Originally posted by Macklemore
Nothing wrong with that African cow pussy. 😄

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
see if you can find some kilishi Mack.

Must be tariffs or something. Also our economy is ****ed. I'm not ashamed to admit it, this Brexit/Tory shit isn't working out, is it?

Originally posted by Macklemore
Looks good, would try, but **** is that expensive.

Must be tariffs or something. Also our economy is ****ed. I'm not ashamed to admit it, this Brexit/Tory shit isn't working out, is it?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
it was never going to work tbh. It costs a pound in Nigeria for a small pack. It is ****ing spicy

Tbf, there's plenty of South African biltong here. ermhappy

Originally posted by Macklemore
And they're in the commonwealth.

Tbf, there's plenty of South African biltong here. ermhappy

Yes, I'll try that next time I visit UAE. 🙂

Originally posted by Macklemore
Yes, I'll try that next time I visit UAE. 🙂

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I'm an old rich git who talks about good times in luxury UAE. I can even watch the WC from my hotel.

Originally posted by Macklemore

Thinking about 4chan, if everyone ignored them they'd just be a festering boil on the butt no one noticed.

Someone has to be spreading their schtick, which begs the question of who. Like, are 4chan members spread out all over the internet like an octopus? Posting memes?

Originally posted by Macklemore
If I did that, it would be one of the funniest and proudest things I do.

I'll even try and saw it in half with my piss afterwards.

Whoa, dude. Are you purposely trying to turn on cdtm?