The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Adam_PoE1,415 pages
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I'd ask what women want but you're no expert in that, are you...

Women want 5.25–6.25 inches. That is why 95% of men are in that range. Male size is the result of female mate selection. They chose to have sex with men who had the size they found most pleasurable, and as a result, those men successfully passed on their genes.

Keep in mind, the average vagina is only seven inches deep, so anything that size or larger is going to be uncomfortable or painful for most women. That is why just under that size, in the 5.25–6.25 inch range, is their preferred size. It allows for their vagina to be filled with enough buffer at the back for their cervix.

That is not to say that someone your size, in the 7–8 inch range, is automatically painful. It depends on her individual physiology, and your technique. But larger lengths typically correspond with larger girths as well. And girth is generally what women find more pleasurable.

Their erogenous tissue is in the clitoris, and its buried network of nerves near the vaginal opening. Most of their sexual sensitivity is in the first three to four inches inside. So girth is going to stimulate that more.

Originally posted by Robtard
I was getting testicular pain from wearing boxers and my junk just hanging without support all day.

I don't like briefs (tighty-whities), but snug boxer-briefs are both comfortable and keep everything in place.

I wear briefs, but they are not tighty-whities. I prefer more support to less, because I find myself adjusting less throughout the day if everything is held in place. I typically tuck my glans under my testicles, so everything is in a compact bulge.

^ So you see Falcon, protect your free swinging balls before calamity happens.

Originally posted by Robtard
^ So you see Falcon, protect your free swinging balls before calamity happens.

Blake is over 18 right?

As funny as it is to see Adam grooming him like this, just wondering. 🙂

^ cdtm is jealous again because he wants Adam's 9+" deep in his cornhole, but Adam won't give him any attention.

I'll focus on my technique.

I've been with enough women to know they all want different things when it comes to sex. Sometimes I think they just want you to cum so you think they're awesome and buy them shit.

Originally posted by Robtard
^ cdtm is jealous again because he wants Adam's 9+" deep in his cornhole, but Adam won't give him any attention.

9 inches is my girth, length is much longer.

What is his, .05 inches wide? 😂

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I'll focus on my technique.

I've been with enough women to know they all want different things when it comes to sex. Sometimes I think they just want you to cum so you think they're awesome and buy them shit.

Women want the same thing you do: to get off. If they want you to hurry up and finish, it is because they are not enjoying themselves, and want it to be over with.

Again, most of the erogenous tissue in women is concentrated in the clitoral glans, body, and crura:

Not in the vagina itself. That is why most women do not orgasm from vaginal intercourse alone. They need those parts stimulated manually or orally in order to climax.

This diagram should illustrate why girth is going to be more pleasurable to a woman than length. The larger the girth, the more stimulation there is of those structures. But length just reaches into places where there is not necessarily any pleasureable sensation, or there is pain.

Women love cracking the toys out. Do not fear them.

Men who have sex with women should invest in a vibrating cock ring. It sends vibrations into her clitoris while he is inside her. An added benefit to men who are seven inches or more is the ring acts as a buffer. It keeps .5–1 inch of insertable length outside of her, so you do not have to worry about how deep you are thrusting.

Adam is implying my cock is the size and shape of a pepperami in a humble way.

...A kind way, but the implication is still there...

Originally posted by cdtm
9 inches is my girth, length is much longer.

What is his, .05 inches wide? 😂

The way you act, you likely have a well below average penis, so stop lying, okay?

why does this always turn into the penis insecurity thread, and theres adam on cue, humblebragging about his gigantic cock which apparently needs a safety donut to keep from killing someone with it. oh you guys

And like some form of slvt-magic, you just *poof* appear whenever the topic turns to cocks...

Hi BAsh!

err, does this forum warrent a penis dimension measurement thread? I'd pass to be honest..............

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
why does this always turn into the penis insecurity thread, and theres adam on cue, humblebragging about his gigantic cock which apparently needs a safety donut to keep from killing someone with it. oh you guys

Probably because only 55% of men are satisfied with their size.

And for the record, I do not need a safety donut. I simply noted that it is an additional benefit of a vibrating cock ring for men over seven inches who have sex with women.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
err, does this forum warrent a penis dimension measurement thread? I'd pass to be honest..............

I mean, you are the one who thought it up.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I mean, you are the one who thought it up.
And then I felt regret and embarrassment. blush

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Probably because only 55% of men are satisfied with their size.

And for the record, I do not need a safety donut. I simply noted that it is an additional benefit of a vibrating cock ring for men over seven inches who have sex with women.

I like doughnuts. Jam, custard, cream, chocolate.... Oh, he was talking about cock rings. I'll maybe go there if I need to. In all seriousness, I need a woman first!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
why does this always turn into the penis insecurity thread, and theres adam on cue, humblebragging about his gigantic cock which apparently needs a safety donut to keep from killing someone with it. oh you guys
Originally posted by Robtard
And like some form of slvt-magic, you just *poof* appear whenever the topic turns to cocks...

Hi BAsh!

😂 also, hi Bash!

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I like doughnuts. Jam, custard, cream, chocolate....

I like maple frosted, blueberry glazed, and coconut.