The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by dadudemon
I think maybe he should stop trying to fight people on the internet. He wouldn't end up in these situations.

Defo cringe.

You mean his raving keyboard warrior routine isn't impressing you?

Originally posted by Silent Master
You mean his raving keyboard warrior routine isn't impressing you?

Not even a little bit.

He's mad that I'm a washed up football player and I cowardly quit MMA. He sure "got me."

Originally posted by dadudemon
You mean like the actual elephant dick I sucked in my own weight class? Yes, I did really well.

Oh, you forgot about that? Surely you'd remember this due to your obsession with everything about me lying in an elephant's butt.

Originally posted by Surtur
I saw a talking baby yoda doll advertised. I wonder what the doll says since in the show all the character does is make sounds it does not speak.

I got one of these for each of my siblings.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Must've been tough.

You suck donkey dick.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You mean like the actual MMA fights I completed in my own weight class? Yes, I did really well.

Oh, you forgot about that? Surely you'd remember this due to your obsession with everything about me and then lying about it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
In real life, in the actual fights I've been in, most people flail their arms like idiots, don't have anything close to a proper stance and easily get knocked to the ground, and always try to do the head grab thing that never works.

😂

Originally posted by dadudemon
Not even a little bit.

He's mad that I'm a washed up football player and I cowardly quit MMA. He sure "got me."

Yeah, he's trying entirely too hard. Usually that means he's compensating for something.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
😂

That's a bit of a stretch on your part. You gotta try harder to "get me." Please explain in 3 bullet points why you think these two refer to the same thing?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Yeah, he's trying entirely too hard. Usually that means he's compensating for something.

Probably his jaw-cracking e-tough-guy threats to Surtur and I. No one I know who is 5'6", 155lbs, and very sedentary, is known as a good fighter. Yapper? Yeah. But usually weak.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's a bit of a stretch on your part. You gotta try harder to "get me." Please explain in 3 bullet points why you think these two refer to the same thing?

Probably his jaw-cracking e-tough-guy threats to Surtur and I. No one I know who is 5'6", 155lbs, and very sedentary, is known as a good fighter. Yapper? Yeah. But usually weak.

Ddm is sooo triggered... he is all over the board. Calm down Ddm. 😂

I joked about the other thread being meathead thread, which it was, but DDM is just plain arsehead.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's a bit of a stretch on your part. You gotta try harder to "get me." Please explain in 3 bullet points why you think these two refer to the same thing?

Probably his jaw-cracking e-tough-guy threats to Surtur and I. No one I know who is 5'6", 155lbs, and very sedentary, is known as a good fighter. Yapper? Yeah. But usually weak.

^^fake toughguy, mad because he couldn't get his own lie straight. good luck in your retarded arm-flailing mma division. 😂

😆

I was thinking the same thing when I watch this. But I was more thinking down the lines of “is this really happening.”

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
^^fake toughguy, mad because he couldn't get his own lie straight. good luck in your retarded arm-flailing mma division. 😂

that was s&m's claim, not ddm. probably a lie as well

ddm had to quit mma because he witnessed his friend's agony after he suffered an unfortunate arm-flailing accident. legend has it that he broke his arm against his own pelvis, after attempting some weird sort of one-handed overhead chop. nobody knows for sure, because "what happens in special-mma stays in special-mma".

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
that was s&m's claim, not ddm. probably a lie as well

ddm had to quit mma because he witnessed his friend's agony after he suffered an unfortunate arm-flailing accident. legend has it that he broke his arm against his own pelvis, after attempting some weird sort of one-handed overhead chop. nobody knows for sure, because [b]"what happens in special-mma stays in special-mma". [/B]

I like your version better though.

2 weeks before kharma showed up 😂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg

2 weeks before kharma showed up 😂