The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by snowdragon
Lol, you my friend need a chill pill. Yeah, I had gotten my MCSE before the y2k garbage but it's a movie. I also don't actually believe Godzilla destroyed los vegas cuz it's a movie.

No way. If you make a movie (write a book) that has that much thought in it, you need to just add 20 seconds of additional dialogue.

Something like, "And off site backup storage, too." And show 15 seconds of them planting the bombs at offsite storage facilities which are usually not manned 24/7 (vendor security, though).

They did it in Mr. Robot. An entire season was built around planning for and hitting the production systems and offsite backup storage. It was quite satisfying. 🙂

okay, so your "real life fights" were actually your "immature childish school fights" from decades ago. so basically you're skilled and experienced in beating up grade school and high school kids who can't defend themselves.

now tell me more about how your mma career (lol) was not "real life" fighting. keep digging your hole

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
okay, so your "real life fights" were actually your "immature childish school fights" from decades ago. so basically you're skilled and experienced in beating up grade school and high school kids who can't defend themselves.

now tell me more about how your mma career (lol) was not "real life" fighting. keep digging your hole

Why haven't you accepted DDM's challenge?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
okay, so your "real life fights" were actually your "immature childish school fights" from decades ago.

That's correct. Because a controlled, referred, ring match, with a healthy set of rules, is hardly a real world fight.

Hey, did you want to fight me to prove that I have 0 MMA experience? Prove that I'm a liar, right? While also getting your "revenge" against me for proving you wrong and making you look like a fool, all these years.

Remember the conditions, though: you have to pay for it.

Maybe you could start a gofundme to help pay for the match if you don't have enough funds. Remember, you're the e-tough-guy who wants to crack people in the jaw in the 5 Burrows. So put your money where your mouth is unless your ass can't cash the checks your mouth writes.

Remember: I'm strongly motivated by money. I'm a whore. Pay me. You can get your jaw-crackin' fun in.

As a reminder, I'm all for a match with Mr. Crack Jaws:

Originally posted by dadudemon
Do you want an official sanctioned fight? You must pay me to fight you.

1. Pay for my trip which includes a 2 night stay, and

2. Pay me a minimum of $1,000 to fight you - regardless of who wins.

3. You must also pay for the venue and all the licensing/appointments/fees/legal fees required to get a formal fight put together.

4. If I win, have a winning purse ready for me to take it over, fully prepared. If I win, I get $9,001. You must present evidence of this "purse."

5. If you win, I will give you $1.

Deal?

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's correct. Because a controlled, referred, ring match, with a healthy set of rules, is hardly a real world fight.

Hey, did you want to fight me to prove that I have 0 MMA experience? Prove that I'm a liar, right? While also getting your "revenge" against me for proving you wrong and making you look like a fool, all these years.

Remember the conditions, though: you have to pay for it.

Maybe you could start a gofundme to help pay for the match if you don't have enough funds. Remember, you're the e-tough-guy who wants to crack people in the jaw in the 5 Burrows. So put your money where your mouth is unless your ass can't cash the checks your mouth writes.

Remember: I'm strongly motivated by money. I'm a whore. Pay me. You can get your jaw-crackin' fun in.

triggered because you know you're a fake toughguy with a (new) fake mma career?

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's correct. Because a controlled, referred, ring match, with a healthy set of rules, is hardly a real world fight.

Hey, did you want to fight me to prove that I have 0 MMA experience? Prove that I'm a liar, right? While also getting your "revenge" against me for proving you wrong and making you look like a fool, all these years.

Remember the conditions, though: you have to pay for it.

Maybe you could start a gofundme to help pay for the match if you don't have enough funds. Remember, you're the e-tough-guy who wants to crack people in the jaw in the 5 Burrows. So put your money where your mouth is unless your ass can't cash the checks your mouth writes.

Remember: I'm strongly motivated by money. I'm a whore. Pay me. You can get your jaw-crackin' fun in.

He's not going to understand, you might want to use smaller words.

The only thing DDM can pound is his pecker

Originally posted by dadudemon
As a reminder, I'm all for a match with Mr. Crack Jaws:

no you're not. you phagged out weeks ago when I dared you to sidekick surt's mentally ill behavior (which was very wise of you). you're not going to successfully spin that into some silly return challenge when the situation is long-over.

you/s&m tucked tail. everyone laughed. the end.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
triggered because you know you're a fake toughguy with a (new) fake mma career?

Career?

Oh, did you know they pay you $50 to participate in those amateur circuits I participated in? That's hardly a career, though.

Hey, about the counter-challenge. You want a real match? If you feel your kick-boxing, Muy Thai, BJJ are not up to snuff, we can keep it to something like Marquess of Queensberry Rules. I'm sure NY has a set or rules we can sign/agree to.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you tucked tail, everyone laughed, the end.

Ready to fight me in a match, Mr. Crack Jaws?

Or just more avoidance? Accept, yes?

Originally posted by Stringer
The only thing DDM can pound is his pecker

Wtf damn you DDM this is an innocent f*cking animal

Originally posted by Stringer
The only thing DDM can pound is his pecker

a wild stringer appears!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ready to fight me in a match, Mr. Crack Jaws?

Or just more avoidance? Accept, yes?

if only you could turn back time, do it all over, and not be a pussy, eh?

Originally posted by dadudemon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Career?

Oh, did you know they pay you $50 to participate in those amateur circuits I participated in? That's hardly a career, though.

Hey, about the counter-challenge. You want a real match? If you feel your kick-boxing, Muy Thai, BJJ are not up to snuff, we can keep it to something like Marquess of Queensberry Rules. I'm sure NY has a set or rules we can sign/agree to.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you phagged out weeks ago when I dared you to sidekick surt's mentally ill behavior (which was very wise of you). you're not going to successfully spin that into some silly return challenge when the situation is long-over.

you/s&m tucked tail. everyone laughed. the end.

Still waiting.

I'm a "coward", "phaggot", etc.

But still waiting for PVS to accept a fight.

PVS, someone just sent me a PM. Someone who is not exactly on "my side." He offered to setup the purse for the fight but I have to arrange my own travel plans. But, he is will to setup up the purse for the winner under the condition that it be live-streamed.

So, we have a sponsor, now. I'm willing to pay for my flight and hotel.

So you ready? Nothing holding us back, now. $9,0001 purse, too.

How does December 29th, sound? You can choose the venue. You need to get your licensing and doctor's clearance by then.

you already tucked tail, everyone laughed, and now you're an exposed fake toughguy trying desperately to regain his dignity (foolishly and quite autistically)

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you already tucked tail, everyone laughed, and now you're an exposed fake toughguy trying desperately to regain his dignity (foolishly and quite autistically)

Don't talk down about yourself so much.

So about the match. You're backing out? Too scared? Don't you want to prove I'm a liar that never did MMA? Now's your chance. And you can win $9,001, too. Aren't you interested in the person who will sponsor us? Someone really wants us to have a formal match. 🙂

^^exposed fake toughguy trying hard to regain his dignity (a month later), and fooling nobody 😂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
^^exposed fade toughguy trying to regain his dignity, and fooling nobody 😂

So you're officially running from the challenge?