The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

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Originally posted by Robtard
What's a better tool for bashing people, a cricket bat or baseball bat?
Yorkshireman use cricket bats. Especially taxi drivers if you don’t pay the fair.

Originally posted by Quincy
Hoskins at his rugged handsomest, ala Roger Rabbit era

Dunno about a fight, but I do know Roger Rabbit would have been poorer without him. As great an actor as Harrison Ford is, his Eddie Valiant wouldn't have been as memorable.

*fare

Originally posted by Robtard
What's a better tool for bashing people, a cricket bat or baseball bat?
cricket bats these days are like golf clubs all inserts and special handles, weighted backs and special would for the sweerspot a cricket bat obviously hits a ball harder and further. Cricket pitches have much longer boundaries. That said give me a club to hit a person, a cricket bat is to heavy for that. A baseball bat is a million times more wieldly and useful. Bb everytime.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Yorkshireman use cricket bats. Especially taxi drivers if you don’t pay the fair.

Will take a mental note of that

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
cricket bats these days are like golf clubs all inserts and special handles, weighted backs and special would for the sweerspot a cricket bat obviously hits a ball harder and further. Cricket pitches have much longer boundaries. That said give me a club to hit a person, a cricket bat is to heavy for that. A baseball bat is a million times more wieldly and useful. Bb everytime.

They used to be solid wood though, yeah?

Baseball bat is lightweight, dumbass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Will take a mental note of that
😂

Originally posted by Robtard
They used to be solid wood though, yeah?
still wood but they have always had a complex construction. An auntie called Dennis killed used an aluminium one in the 70's that got banned because it deformed the ball. A hook shot provides a lot more impact than a Baseball hit.

https://youtu.be/BO2Vd_Aeacw

Originally posted by Blakemore
Baseball bat is lightweight, dumbass.

Really depends. The larger all wooden ones can be fairly heavy, they come in different weight classes and sizes.

Though even a lightweight hollow all aluminum (aluminium to you Brits) bat could still brain a person.

Originally posted by Robtard
Really depends. The larger all wooden ones can be fairly heavy, they come in different weight classes and sizes.

Though even a lightweight hollow all aluminum (aluminium to you Brits) bat could still brain a person.

*grumble* have your moment.

Originally posted by Robtard
Really depends. The larger all wooden ones can be fairly heavy, they come in different weight classes and sizes.

Though even a lightweight hollow all aluminum (aluminium to you Brits) bat could still brain a person.

yeah, it's the same with cricket bats different weights for different people. I enjoy Baseball but the variety of strokes are limited due to the relatively limited delivery of a non bouncing pitch. Although the spin some of those pitchers can get on a ball is boggling some of them are very skilled. One of my fave biographies of recent years is ARod. Now there's a boy!

Englismen talking about cricket bats and Americans talking about baseball bats meanwhile Scotsmen...

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Englismen talking about cricket bats and Americans talking about baseball bats meanwhile Scotsmen...

No doubt you guys are world class tossers. Old joke, sorry! 😖hifty:

Geoff Capes was champion of the Highland games I think, you now have those two big lads the Stoltzman's they seem nice guys in interview

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Englismen talking about cricket bats and Americans talking about baseball bats meanwhile Scotsmen...

lol, big dick.

I imagine baseball bats are all around better for assault, old school cricket bats would probably do more damage but if you hit someone at the wrong angle you could damage your hands just because of the awkward shape.

Hit them with the side, dickwad.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Englismen talking about cricket bats and Americans talking about baseball bats meanwhile Scotsmen...

laughcry

Robtard sucks.

Only vaginas and lady buttholes.