The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Blakemore1,415 pages

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Yes, you do. His pick of the guys there, if it had not already turned into group sex.
Well, good for him.

As a straight guy, I imagine it'd be like all the pussy you want, only the gay version.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Well, good for him.

As a straight guy, I imagine it'd be like all the pussy you want, only the gay version.

All the pussy you want or only the pussy you want. It depends on whether you prefer quality or quantity.

Getting rejected by a gay guy, that must hurt.

Originally posted by Blakemore
As a straight guy,

Lol, good one

Originally posted by Blakemore
Getting rejected by a gay guy, that must hurt.

Why? Gay guys have standards too. They do not just **** anything with a dick.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Why? Gay guys have standards too. They do not just **** anything with a dick.

I hear that. 👆

You know Dark Thor, there is actually some studies that show cell phones are linked to cancer rates.

So it isn't so much they were wrong as it is simply not a widely reported issue.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Why? Gay guys have standards too. They do not just **** anything with a dick.
I thought they did. 😕

Originally posted by Blakemore
I thought they did. 😕

How Blake thinks gay people be.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I thought they did. 😕

The majority of the gay men I know don't **** everyone they can, even though they could have casual sex with a new person most days of the week, especially when in their 20's to 30's.

I really only knew one gay whore, ex coworker. He'd **** a new guy at least once a week and he was in his early 40's when I knew him.

Originally posted by cdtm

How Blake thinks gay people be.

One of the funniest characters they made.

Like the song says, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

I think I've been VERY polite in the face of constant insults. Not just here, but in comic Vs, Movies, Gaming. I will forgive no further insults.

**** em.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Getting rejected by a gay guy, that must hurt.

i wouldn't be mad getting rejected by peo, and I'm sexy af, b1tch. if i waa gay and had some kinda he man fetish I'd probably stalk him. the f*ck is wrong with you boy

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i wouldn't be mad getting rejected by peo, and I'm sexy af, b1tch. if i waa gay and had some kinda he man fetish I'd probably stalk him. the f*ck is wrong with you boy

You could get it, but you just want to cuddle, and I want to bang.

Cuddling is fine beforehand, because spooning leads to forking. But not afterward. Men's bodies are like furnaces, and it gets too hot. Everyone is sweaty and sticky, and I just want to clean up.

Then when it is bedtime, you stay on your side of the bed, and I stay on mine. I cannot sleep with someone all on me. If I am under the covers, I only want to be touched if you are trying to initiate another round.

Save that affection shit for the couch. The bed is for sleeping or ****ing.

So the sweaty gay man stereotype is true...

i have to sleep with a pillow between my knees or my hip gets f*cked up. goddamn right you'll stay on your side of the bed. getting old sucks

So your hip gets ****ed?

The hip bone is one of two bones that are situated on the sides of your buttocks.

Did Bashar Teg just admit he gets butthurt? 😂

no they're called "hips"

So, you get hiphurt?

I mean, some people refer to the pelvis as the hip, which covers the hips and tail bone, as well as a few other bones.

Maybe you just get a pain in the side...